I fully expect the fandom-at-large to ask me for my badge and gun after this post. (What? You guys aren't all armed? Suckers.) I have a confession to make. I ask for your mercy because, frankly, you h00rs are scary en masse.
I haven't bought Eclipse yet.
I'm hoping I get a chance to make a Tar-jay run this week. Er, sort of hoping. The thought of venturing into a Target before Christmas makes my eye twitch. I'm thinking of driving up to the front of the store, blaring my horn & yelling "SPARKLE PEEN!" out the window until someone brings me the DVD.
skipped town for the fuckawesome SXSW music festival in Texas. Snarkier Than You was not happy. At all. Fast forward a year to the New Moon DVD release. JJ skips town again for SXSW. I think JJ and I are both still shitting out of all the new assholes STY ripped us. You'd think those two h00rs would have been first in line to purchase their new movies together, but you'd be wrong. Losers.
Now it's your turn to spill. How many times have you watched the DVD already? Is anyone else brave enough to own up to the fact that they haven't purchased it yet? I want the dirt on the commentary. I hear Rob talks about bears and says the word "pussy." [Note to self: pick up a puppy pee pad because I will ruin the couch otherwise.]
Here it is...your moment of Robert Pattinson
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