Yup, that about covers it.
But when times are tough, the tough turn to i can has cheezburger's lolcats and emoLOL!
It is just me or does she look like she's trying to pluck our a few strands for her Robert Pattinson voodoo doll or something???
Check back later to see if the massive amounts of caffeine we'll be consuming today jump-starts our Twitarded brains [fingers crossed]!
OK I am off to go all catatonic on some pics of RPatts from last nights' Teen Choice Awards (I hear they may have restorative powers of some sort...). Hopefully I can find some shots that don't have all those bothersome youngsters cacking up the view...
Me today:
JJ today:
OK apologies if anyonje was bothering to read this in the last few minutes because of course I fucked it up twenty seven times as I was posting and had to take it down and re-post over and over and over again...
ReplyDeleteEff work I am going back to sleep (maybe this time I won't have nightmares involving TWITTER! of all things...ARG!!!). There's a dark, empty, windowless office with a locking door and my name on it someplace around here and I'm gonna go find it...
Eh, it's Monday... we forgive you!
ReplyDeleteIf I were a cat, I'd be licking that boy from head to toe - gotta help him stay clean! OK, so I'd do it even if I weren't a cat... happily...
lool, I so love those kitty pics, they are hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I´d like to put my fingers in Robs hairs.., I´d die for that!! Maybe I should change my job!?
@STY: check your mail when you have time...
I heart fail blog, lolcatz, icanhascheezburgers and lolcelebrities! There's a ton of funny twilight things on lOlcelebrities, I found a bunch a while back... here was my favorite:
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Sparkle David! Sparkle!
I hate cats in general (especially after my dog almost killed one last weekend), but these made me smile. So good job! Now go get some caffeine!
ReplyDeleteaww don't worry! apparently mondays have the same effect in every part of this planet, i was feeling just like you minutes ago until i started to check some robert pics...ah...it always works! i hope you feel better. that hello kitty cat is totally creepy, and will probably hunt my dreams, fyi.
ReplyDeleteWhat does it say about the collective 'us' that we usually start our days searching for the latest, most lip-smacking pictures of a certain 23 year-old god among men? That 'us' is the coolest people in the world, if you ask me! But really, nothing like some super shmexy Rob pictures to get me going on a crappy Monday morning. Thanks! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, I burned my mouth on my coffee when I saw the first pic. I laughed because Edward looks like he could actually be pondering that idea, and Bella's has no idea...
ReplyDeleteI hope y'all feel better soon! I've been feeling kinda blah myself lately. Y'all should watch the Teen Choice Awards tonight. Plenty of hot Rob goodness, and you can laugh at the skanky Miley Cyrus pole dancing.
ReplyDeleteYes, she pole dances. On a kid's show.
Hope you get out of the blahs. I'm feeling blah myself now but that has to do with that stupid unwanted visitor. No wonder Hello Kitty keeps her mouth closed because she's hiding what she has in her mouth.
ReplyDeleteYes it does look like she's plucking strands. Isn't she grabbing the wrong hair if she wanted to make a voodoo doll? I'm thinking she wants to make her own Edward doll or maybe she wants to work a little magic so she's making a poppet.
Uh oh! Someone has a case of the Mondays! (I HATE it when my husband says that to me, even though I adore the source he's quoting. And then I find myself turning around & saying it to people, just like I did to you. Maybe a red Swingline stapler or some RobFlair would make you feel better? No? Stick with the cats?
ReplyDeleteJust imagine how good you'd feel if you could run YOUR hands thru that magical unicorn forest of Robhair. Le sigh!
I was just reading comments...didn't have one to leave until I saw that my verification word was 'regress.' Couldn't help pointing that out.
ReplyDeleteA red stapler might help, but beating the snot out of a printer with a baseball bat would probably make me feel even better. Suddenly coming into a large sum of money would do the trick, too.
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Sigh... OK I will try some Twilight flair and see if that helps. As long as I don't have to put it on my suspenders or ask anyone if they'd like fries with that...
So, is that the bitch that gave him a Bob's Big Boy do in half the damn movie!? Thank God she's not on New Moon staff - no more touchy on Rob's iconic hair, you crazy bitch!
ReplyDelete(Oh, I guess it is a Monday here too.)
Can't believe I have my phone set to remind me when the Teen Awards start tonight. Not a teen. Don't have a teen. Can't stand Britney, Miley or Megan. I'm a Twitard (she says proudly, yet quietly in the office) so I'm fucking watching it anyway. Happy Monday everyone:-)
@STY - "ya know what i'd do if i had a million dollars? 2 chicks at the same time"
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA! had to do it :)
i hope everyone's monday gets better!
The cats made me laugh . . and I've often turned to the whole lol(whatever) pages to brighten a bad day.
ReplyDeleteMy sympathies go out to whoever all is brave enough to watch that teen shit live. I will settle for drooling over the photos and reading about it all later.
Buck up little soldier! Hopefully watching some adorkable Rob tonight will cheer you up. Did you see what he is wearing? Too freaking funny. I heart him so. I am at a family reunion in the San Juan Islands and am hoping I can watch tonight--there are teens present but sadly I think I am the only one that really wante to watch.
ReplyDeleteLove the Hello Kitty kitty picture! Ha! I am admittedly a dog person but Hello Kitty wins me over every time.
Lovers you STY.
ReplyDeleteThat is all. *hugs*
Monday blues.. I have them too but for different reasons. I don't know why but I was pissed off at Facebook because it posted on my profile that I had sent out a round of condoms. No way. Not with those friends. Too you guys for sure :) but as you can see, I was horrified. So I posted and angry status on my FB. It's monday!
ReplyDeleteTwilight hilarity. Amazing RPatz picture. Lolcats. Even Office Space references.
ReplyDeleteAfter a Monday with a full 8 hours of meetings - it's like you knew what I needed. Thanks!
Oh yeah, this day was rough. My boss actually came up to talk to me this morning and I asked her to hold off until I had my second cup of coffee because there was no way I could function without it. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
JJ - I am so hearing you. My normal coffee intake todat was not enough. Had to have a redeye (!) at 2 pm to continue functioning.
ReplyDeleteI'm better now that I'm at home and can access my twifix. I'm actually watching the Teen Choice awards to feel satisfied. Is it weird to be twice the age of the average viewer of this broadcast?
Much needed levity. What a day!
ReplyDeleteTry 3 times the age of the average viewer. And for winning 11 fuckin' awards there wasn't enough Robward face time to make up for all the screaming. And the Jonas Bros. Live and learn.
ReplyDeleteSo when are the Cougar Choice Awards? (Not that I will ever allow anyone to refer to me as such.)
I've never seen that one of him getting his hair done. It's kinda cute. Minus the hag. But cute.
ReplyDelete@STY.... OMG, I am so damn tired from this baby of mine who never sleeps (and she's not even a vampire) that when I made my comment I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE BEST PART OF THAT MOVIE: beating the shit out of the printer (with gangsta rap in the background) with a baseball bat. All I could think of was the red Swingline stapler & flair.
ReplyDeleteI hope things are going better :) If it helps, I heart you!
I've never seen that one of him getting his hair done. It's kinda cute. Minus the hag. But cute.
ReplyDelete@STY.... OMG, I am so damn tired from this baby of mine who never sleeps (and she's not even a vampire) that when I made my comment I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE BEST PART OF THAT MOVIE: beating the shit out of the printer (with gangsta rap in the background) with a baseball bat. All I could think of was the red Swingline stapler & flair.
ReplyDeleteI hope things are going better :) If it helps, I heart you!
lool, I so love those kitty pics, they are hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I´d like to put my fingers in Robs hairs.., I´d die for that!! Maybe I should change my job!?
@STY: check your mail when you have time...