It's Saturday, we've made it through another loooong, soul-sucking week, and I think we could all use a little eye-candy right about now. Plus JJ is recovering from her many near-heart-attack-inducing encounters with Full-Size Edward since I lugged him to her house a few days ago (when I met up with her last night, the first thing she did was grab my by the shoulders and demand that I get Fucking Scary Edward out of her home - as if!). I was kinda hoping that she would like having him at her place while ML is away this month, but given the fact that I think I heard another distant, blood-curdling shriek emanating from across town earlier today, I have the feeling that FSE is going to be on my doorstep with a little note tied around his neck indicating that he is currently homeless and could I please take him in? Yes, we thought we would be fighting over custody, but I imagined it would be over the rights to have him IN our homes, not OUT of them... Eh - live and learn.
Anyway - we've had enough of K-Stew for a bit - let's back to the hotness that is Robward!
Our friend Mrs. Vanquish made her very first video starring none other than the Pattzster, and I think she may have sound her calling! We hope that this is the first of many... When you've regained your composure sufficiently, go visit her over at Let's Ride the Vanquish! - we know she'd like you to stop in and say "Hello!" "What's up, whore-flaps!"
I had a Michael Jordan full size cut-out back in the day. it was also alarming in the middle of the night. or anytime, really. He did, however, have a much softer expression than our dear Full Size Edward. I have a glowering Edward poster tacked up in the closet where I hang laundry up to dry. It actually doesn't scare me when I hope the doors up b/c I anticipate his stare & assume he's glowering right along with me about having to do so much laundry. however, I am sure the cleaning people are a bit shocked when they go in that closet to get the vacuum. They are probably a bit shocked about the Bobblehead Jesus I have on a shelf in there, too. My laundry room is a mash-up of tacky gifts my girlfriends have given me!
LOVE the video, Mrs. V! xo whore-flaps (I just love getting to use that!)
gah! the britney song just killed the mood! i'm still fantasing with the i-wanna-do-bad-things-with-you-video, by the way, thank you a lot for posting it. gosh, i never had a joan jet BFF, by 1982 i wasn't even planned to be in the world, but, in high school i had this friend whit who i did some things, and in college i had some friends to party and get drunk too...i guess now is not so difficult to do that stuff.
ok i totally jizzed in my pants at about 29 seconds into the video (that photo of him biting his lip...omg...wtf...can't...handle...the...heat...!). i'm a puddle. i'm a puddle.
Hard to form coherent thoughts... Oh So Hot Vid! My mouse pointer tuned into a little pointing hand and was just off of centre of the whole video and I think that just made all the hotter, it was like a little hand running over his hottness. Grrrrrrr Thanks for starting off my Saturday!!!
Thanks, Mrs. V for creating such an amazing vid (sure you had some great material to work with, but it takes someone special to make everyone go all "SQUEEE!" and panty-metly, you know???
i asked JJ to take a look at this earlier prior to posting it and I got a text from her moments later saying "WHY IS HE SO FUCKING HOT?!?" After that I got caught up with getting myself out the door for lunch with the in-laws so I asked her to publish it and she sent back "Sure - right after I watch that video again..." - seriously, if we could bottle that guy's sex appeal, well, the world would be a better place, OK? That's all.
P.S. My MIL was telling me that she stayed up almost all night last night reading Breaking Dawn and figures she is going to read the whole series again when she's through! I think I will print her a copy of Midnight Sun to take back to Florida with her... Am I a good daughter-in-law or what???
Yep, I have to agree, the photo of him biting his lip had me nearly sliding off my chair. Holy fuck, I don't think I've ever seen it before! Nice, nice job Mrs. V! You have mad skills with the videos!
OMG! I'm so glad the kids and hubby weren't home to witness my reaction to that vid! I paused it on the lip biting picture and made out with my monitor!!
Yep, I'm the makeout anon. Anyhoo, wanted to let you gals know how thrilled I was to find somewhere to go with this affliction I seem to have! I had no idea that there was even a name for my Twitardedness until I stumbled across this page last week! I've read everything from the month of July so far and this morning I started at the beginning and am working my way to the present. I've also read the first couple chapters of Wide Awake! It's a great thing that I can't sleep! I'm also tickled to death at how many times a day I now read the word "FUCK!" LOL
Holy Hell. Yes, lip-biting hot Hot HOT. I love the one next to the birdcage (how did I notice it I will never know!) right before the lip-biting pic is also yummy. The leather jacket...argh, it's already sweltering here, I shouldn't have watched it. Well, ok, I shouldn't have watched it over & over again...
A couple of them, though, I have to sort of laugh! Don't get me wrong, the man is HAWT. However, the pic at 1:47 makes me think of someone trying to make an armpit fart! And, at 1:55--it's like he's just saying "FUCK!" It works for me!
OMG! I love this blog! Thank you, women of Twitarded! And thank YOU, Mrs. Vanquish for providing that wonderful (that word's not nearly good enough) video that left me melted into a mere puddle, ruining my chair! >sigh< I think I'll watch it again!
The lip biting is definitely yummy. Do I get extra points for knowing that the sleeve of his leather jacket says Subhumans and Crass is written on the back bottom despite the fact that they are partially obscured. Or is it just plain wrong that I was looking at the leather and not his smexy face? LOL.
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I had a Michael Jordan full size cut-out back in the day. it was also alarming in the middle of the night. or anytime, really. He did, however, have a much softer expression than our dear Full Size Edward. I have a glowering Edward poster tacked up in the closet where I hang laundry up to dry. It actually doesn't scare me when I hope the doors up b/c I anticipate his stare & assume he's glowering right along with me about having to do so much laundry. however, I am sure the cleaning people are a bit shocked when they go in that closet to get the vacuum. They are probably a bit shocked about the Bobblehead Jesus I have on a shelf in there, too. My laundry room is a mash-up of tacky gifts my girlfriends have given me!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the video, Mrs. V!
xo whore-flaps (I just love getting to use that!)
This video is so good I actually like the Brittany Spears song! Trust me, that's saying a lot. LOL.
ReplyDeleteWow, this is really freaking cool, too see my vid here on your blog! Thanks so much, this makes me just smile.
ReplyDeleteYou both are truly the best!
Cheers!
gah! the britney song just killed the mood! i'm still fantasing with the i-wanna-do-bad-things-with-you-video, by the way, thank you a lot for posting it. gosh, i never had a joan jet BFF, by 1982 i wasn't even planned to be in the world, but, in high school i had this friend whit who i did some things, and in college i had some friends to party and get drunk too...i guess now is not so difficult to do that stuff.
ReplyDeleteMrs. V is wonderment. As are the Twitards. Excellent pick for sure.
ReplyDeleteok i totally jizzed in my pants at about 29 seconds into the video (that photo of him biting his lip...omg...wtf...can't...handle...the...heat...!). i'm a puddle. i'm a puddle.
ReplyDeletep.s. i'm officially a britney spears fan.
Oh. My. That photo of him biting his lip (photo 6). Oh. My.
ReplyDeletenai, THANK YOU. you know what i'm sayin'. i totally lost it.
ReplyDelete...still a puddle. completely nonfuctional.
Hard to form coherent thoughts...
ReplyDeleteOh So Hot Vid!
My mouse pointer tuned into a little pointing hand and was just off of centre of the whole video and I think that just made all the hotter, it was like a little hand running over his hottness. Grrrrrrr
Thanks for starting off my Saturday!!!
Bwa ha ha verification word... eatings
Holy fuck. Biting lip pic. Sexhair. Do me gaze. Wet rob. Britters song. Brain overload. Malfunction. I.am.dead.
ReplyDeleteWell dame Mrs. V!!! Ahhh these pictures will never get old! I think Brit's moaning, cover up a few that escaped me!
ReplyDeleteNote to self find more ways to add "What's up, whore flaps!!" to my daily vocab!
Thanks, Mrs. V for creating such an amazing vid (sure you had some great material to work with, but it takes someone special to make everyone go all "SQUEEE!" and panty-metly, you know???
ReplyDeletei asked JJ to take a look at this earlier prior to posting it and I got a text from her moments later saying "WHY IS HE SO FUCKING HOT?!?" After that I got caught up with getting myself out the door for lunch with the in-laws so I asked her to publish it and she sent back "Sure - right after I watch that video again..." - seriously, if we could bottle that guy's sex appeal, well, the world would be a better place, OK? That's all.
P.S. My MIL was telling me that she stayed up almost all night last night reading Breaking Dawn and figures she is going to read the whole series again when she's through! I think I will print her a copy of Midnight Sun to take back to Florida with her... Am I a good daughter-in-law or what???
: )
Yep, I have to agree, the photo of him biting his lip had me nearly sliding off my chair. Holy fuck, I don't think I've ever seen it before! Nice, nice job Mrs. V! You have mad skills with the videos!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I'm so glad the kids and hubby weren't home to witness my reaction to that vid! I paused it on the lip biting picture and made out with my monitor!!
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm the makeout anon. Anyhoo, wanted to let you gals know how thrilled I was to find somewhere to go with this affliction I seem to have! I had no idea that there was even a name for my Twitardedness until I stumbled across this page last week!
ReplyDeleteI've read everything from the month of July so far and this morning I started at the beginning and am working my way to the present. I've also read the first couple chapters of Wide Awake! It's a great thing that I can't sleep!
I'm also tickled to death at how many times a day I now read the word "FUCK!" LOL
holy crap *pants* i think i'm pregnant now.
ReplyDeleteOH
ReplyDeleteDEAR
GOOOOODDDD
DAMN
If I smoked, I'd need a cigarette now for sure
First I find this freaking awesome site with likeminded hot more experienced women like myself ;) and then, this video...squeeee indeed
Holy Hell. Yes, lip-biting hot Hot HOT.
ReplyDeleteI love the one next to the birdcage
(how did I notice it I will never know!) right before the lip-biting pic is also yummy. The leather jacket...argh, it's already sweltering here, I shouldn't have watched it. Well, ok, I shouldn't have watched it over & over again...
A couple of them, though, I have to sort of laugh! Don't get me wrong, the man is HAWT. However, the pic at 1:47 makes me think of someone trying to make an armpit fart!
And, at 1:55--it's like he's just saying "FUCK!" It works for me!
Nice work, Mrs Vanquish. Girl, you got mad RPattz skillz! LOL!
The pic at 1:41 is awesome, too. Totally HOTT!!! It's the eyes. They totally say FUCK ME!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I love this blog! Thank you, women of Twitarded! And thank YOU, Mrs. Vanquish for providing that wonderful (that word's not nearly good enough) video that left me melted into a mere puddle, ruining my chair! >sigh< I think I'll watch it again!
ReplyDeletethis video made me crack up! loveit!
ReplyDeleteThe lip biting is definitely yummy. Do I get extra points for knowing that the sleeve of his leather jacket says Subhumans and Crass is written on the back bottom despite the fact that they are partially obscured. Or is it just plain wrong that I was looking at the leather and not his smexy face? LOL.
ReplyDeletewell now that was just plain damn delicious and LOL because the lip biting picture definitely made me shift in my chair a little...
ReplyDelete:)
Thank you for that wonderful video!!
ReplyDeleteFavorites are:
Bitey Lip Rob
Bird Cage Rob
Leather Jacker over head Rob and last but not least...
HORIZONTAL Rob!!
Be well my likeminded tards...
Jaima
Wow, this is really freaking cool, too see my vid here on your blog! Thanks so much, this makes me just smile.
ReplyDeleteYou both are truly the best!
Cheers!