The official "Twitarded goes to Foooooorks!!!!" T-shirts are here.
We've been working with the uber talented Red Bella to pull these together and... well, let's face it - she really did all the work.
If you don't know who Red Bella is, she was the mastermind behind a little somethin' somethin' that created quite a bit of... holyfuckingshit!!! fervor last year.
I'll give you a hint -- it starts with P and ends with "attinson Panties".
So, clearly, these t-shirts are gonna rock. Here's a little mock-up of what they're gonna look like.
Red Bella is going to slave her ass off for the next 19 days to pull these fuckawesome tit-covers together. Which makes her a far better person than me. Just sayin'. I'm a lazy asshole.
Here's the deal -- if you want one of these beauties, click the links below to order. They're 18 buckaroos each and they come in two styles - black with a pearl white logo or white with a pearl black logo.
These shirts will come in sizes S-XL and two different styles - Fruit of the Loom Adults and Fruit of the Loom Ladies fitted. Choices, choices, choices...
Style #2 - Sophisticated and way fucking better than the gawd awful shirt Bella wore in the book. (In Black or White)
After you place your order, we'll all rendezvous in Forks for the Grand Tee Pickup -- details on the actual meet-up will be posted when we get closer to the date. Too hungover to pick up your shirt at the designated time and/or place?? No worries, just email me and we'll make sure you get your goods.
So, hurry and put your order in!! In order to ensure that you get your t-shirt on time, your order MUST be in by September 15th!! Ya know, because we like to give you loads of time to mull this purchase over.
Don't dally, my lovely little cock-knockers. I'll be very disappointed if you do.
Sorry for the lack of pics in the links -- I realize this is a tad ghetto, but if you've seen my recent I'm-going-to-fucking-shank-Blogger-html-and-everything-computer-related-NOW, uh, this is the best I could muster. For now.
Adult White T-Shirt with Black Lettering
Adult Black T-Shirt with White Lettering
Ladies Fitted White T-Shirt with Black Lettering
Ladies Fitted Black T-Shirt with White Lettering
Ordered! So excited for this trip! (And I think "survived" will be the key word by the time we leave.)
ReplyDeleteI guess positive thinking is a good thing LOL!! Having us buy survived shirts before we actually do survive the trip LMAO!!! Love it! Very Twitarded ;)
ReplyDeleteIs there a size chart somewhere - that explains the sizing for the 2 shirts? Hate to be a pain but I waffle between mediums and larges.
I'm getting one of these!
ReplyDeleteSizes are based on Chest Size in inches:
ReplyDelete34-36 S
38-40 M
42-44 L
46-48 XL
50-51 2XL
54-56 3XL
Um...I'd like the FUCK shirt...please.
ReplyDeleteJK, RedBella rocks for doing this. Such a talented lady! I'm still wondering how I can get my hands on some of those *attinson *anties :)
xo J
Ordered & paid!
ReplyDeleteMama got a 2XL so there will be enough room for @Myg to crawl up there & bury her head in my cleavage.
Thanks for the hard work @red_bella!
MC
My super awesome fiance who thinks I am a dumb typer wants to make sure that I order my T from a secure network. We're out of town for a dental conference so a friendly interwebz connection is hard to come by. I'd like to say "save one for me," but I'm not sure that will go down.
ReplyDeleteSo.......save one for me.
i'm more than down for a dramatic photo shoot in front of the Forks sign with these :) thanks red_bella!
ReplyDeleteThanks for taking care of us RedBella :) I still can't believe it's almost time! It seems like we've been planning this trip for years now. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@red_bella I ordered a XXXL in the fitted because my boobies are big...but now maybe I think I should have ordered a size smaller. Do you know the brand of the t-shirt? I know some of them run really small. Can I change my size if necessary? Thanks.
ReplyDeleteMe again...wasn't signed in and want to be alerted to replies.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Twired Jen, I want the Fuck shirt!! Can you imagine us all descending on their little town with Fuck You T-shirts on! Ah hahah hah ahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThese really are pritty fucktastic though.
But on to the question of size. Im somewhere between a medium and a small so Im gona take a chance and go with the small. Lets just hope I don't look like Im wearing sausage skin around Fooorks!!
SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I ordered shirts for me & my sidekick last night. So fuckin' excited! This is gonna' be EPIC!
ReplyDeleteI got some new boots for Fffoooooorrrkkksss too!
Those are awesome! Ordered one right away - will they be delivered by Red Bella in Forks, or shipped to us in the mail?
ReplyDeleteOverseas shipping usually takes awhile, and in that case I might get mine for, say Christmas maybe LOL
@VitamenR The shirts are a Fruit of the Loom Just for Her. I haven't really tried one on, so I'm not sure how they fit. I'll dig one up and see what they fit like. Yes, I haven't started printing yet so sizes can still be changed.
ReplyDeleteLike, Lindsay Rae, I've got to wait til I have a secure connection - right now I'm stealing internet from my neighbors, so I can't place my order but, I will on Monday! CAN'T WAIT!!!!
ReplyDeleteI need one that says "Twitarded in Foooorks killed me before I even got there!". That's my parent's excuse for not showing up.
ReplyDeleteI gotta get mine!!!! Counting down the days now!!!
ReplyDeleteI just ordered one! =) But after I had payed the web site said the tee would be shipped to me - in Sweden! That'll take a while...? I'll probably be back home before it even arrives... I thought we would get them in Forks?
ReplyDeleteThe shirts won't be shipped even if it says that they will. By the time I get these done I'll probably be bringing them with me when I go to Fooooorrrkks!!!
ReplyDelete@Lindsay Rae I'll probably bring some extra's to Foooorrrkks!!! with me.
ReplyDelete@VitaminR I tried the shirts on, and I would say that they are an average fit. Although I'm far from well in dowed in the boobie department, damn older sister dominated in that department.
I generally wear a medium or a large depending on where the shirt is made. I tried on both a fitted medium and large and if not for my beer barrel gut the medium would be fine for me.
Hope this helps.
Further Information on Fit.
ReplyDeleteI'm a 39" chest which means that I should fit a Medium shirt.
I tried on both types of shirts:
The medium ladies fitted shirt: It is just that, a snug fitted shirt.
The medium adult was a really good fit and had ample boobage room.
Love these! They're so cute, thanks red_bella! Ordered mine and Mom's. SQUUUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
ReplyDeletePS - You might want to wait to hand them out until the end of the trip... so the "I Survived" part will be true. Maybe a slight incentive for us to make it through the weekend alive. Can't hack it? No t-shirt for you! :)
Glad I checked in this morning! I almost missed this. I was on vacation without internet! Hope I'm not too late to get my shirt. I ordered mine but have informed my friend who's coming with me to get hers ordered too.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the trip!!!
Ordered, finally!
ReplyDeleteI'm so forking excited! *snort* ;)
Ordered! Thanks RedBella!
ReplyDeletethx! t-shit ordered!
ReplyDeletevw: taight
i hope my twitwatted t-shit aint too taight cuzza mah rackage.
ps. really appreciate you doing this for us!
ReplyDeleteErm...I totes just ordered one, it might be late? Or something? I'm sorry for being an ubertard and not hurrying up!! I tried!!
ReplyDeleteI just ordered one! =) But after I had payed the web site said the tee would be shipped to me - in Sweden! That'll take a while...? I'll probably be back home before it even arrives... I thought we would get them in Forks?
ReplyDeleteThose are awesome! Ordered one right away - will they be delivered by Red Bella in Forks, or shipped to us in the mail?
ReplyDeleteOverseas shipping usually takes awhile, and in that case I might get mine for, say Christmas maybe LOL
Me again...wasn't signed in and want to be alerted to replies.
ReplyDeleteMy super awesome fiance who thinks I am a dumb typer wants to make sure that I order my T from a secure network. We're out of town for a dental conference so a friendly interwebz connection is hard to come by. I'd like to say "save one for me," but I'm not sure that will go down.
ReplyDeleteSo.......save one for me.