Sunday, September 6, 2009

Twitarded Don't Need No Stinkin' Robert Pattinson Interview Mag Outtakes


I'm sure by now most of you, if not all, are aware that a bunch of blogs have gotten their twi-wrists slapped for posting the infamous 'what-the-fuck-are-you-wearing-but-damn-that's-hot' RPattz outtakes.

Even though we didn't get any threatening emails from the Powers That Be, we still took down our pictures and videos, just in case. Frankly, if we're going to get shut down I want it to be for our gratuitous use of foul language and constant references to vaginas and penises, not fuck-hawt pictures of RPattz in sweatpants and fucking vest [what IS up with that outfit?!].

Regardless, STY and I were disappointed, mainly because we want nothing more than to share our Twi love with all of you. It was a blow to our egos to have to remove the videos that, in our humble snarky opinions, were harmless. Plus, we don't like anyone telling us what to do.

We were both wandering around, a little bummed that the long arm of the law was lurking when we came up with most fabulous idea EVER.

Let's do our own photo shoot. So we, um, like, totally, called RPattz up and asked if he didn't mind stopping by for an impromptu Twitarded photo session.

He agreed, because he's fuck-awesome like that. Personally, we think our photos came out WAY better than the ones that were pulled, despite our obvious... inability to actually take photographs.












RPattz OPattz says he loves you and wants to give you a big fucking hug.

In typical Twitarded fashion, we even brought the camcorder and recorded a snippet of the photo shoot. We hope you enjoy.

** Thanks to OWard for posing, Ms. OWard for providing wardrobe and Mr. Snarky and ML for not calling those nice folks in white coats on us.

143 comments:

  1. That is fucking fantastic! I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard. Thanks JJ and STY (and OWard!) for making my night.

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  2. OMG Fucking great! Haven't laughed that hard in awhile!! Fucktastic!!!

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  3. OMG! I am laughing so hard right now. This is literally the best thing I have seen in a long time. You guys are rockstars and have proven once again why I have to visit your site everyday. Love it!

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  4. Oh my Fucking GOD! BRILLIANT! Someone give that man a gold star for his mad dancing skillz!!!!!

    I <3 Twitarded :) :)

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  5. .....I can´t breath....I laughed so hard, fell off the chair....that was fuckin´ hilarious :D :D :D

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  6. OMFG! How funny!! My DH would NEVER do this for me. He did, however, want to know what the hell I was laughing at.

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  7. OME!!! Have been laughing for 10 minutes straight. You girls (and OPattz) rock!

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  8. Well that just made my night! Fucking brilliant!! And the video just makes it all the better.

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  9. THAT is why you bitches rule Twitardia. Priceless and perfect.

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  10. i have tears in my eyesd from laughing so hard at the video...... whos s/o was that? ML? or Mr.STY????

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  11. Brilliant!! perfect upyours to "the man" for all the hoopla.

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  12. As always.....this is PRICELESS!!! I luuurve the first Twidarded photoshoot, and hope this will be the first of many. Yess give OPattz a big gold star for mad dancing + diva posing skills.

    Just wondering if the Rpattz facemask was something you had around the house, or commissioned specially for this photoshoot? Maybe next time you can get some candid pap shots?

    W/V: vierburg.....????? Some kinda fancy schmancy imported beer?

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  13. This is hilarious you guys! I laughed so hard at just what you wrote...then the pics! This is pure awesomeness!

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  14. For full disclosure this is not my or STY's SO. This is a wonderful buddy of mine that I've known for 13 years and he's fucking amazing. And he's just as totally fucked as the rest of us, since he agreed to do the photo shoot. OPattz rocks the world, LOL.

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  15. OMG You guys made me piss my pants LOL

    Ok, now whos boyfriend was that in the RP mask? priceless LOL

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  16. You biotches are geniuses, Geniuses I tell ya!

    That was hilarious!

    Mrs. R

    my word verification "skile" you gals got it!

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  17. OMFG - HILARITY!

    Thanks for making me giggle on a cloudy cold Monday here in Sydney!

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  18. holy shit. that is the funniest shit EVER. how in the FUCK did you get that guy to agree to that? I am dying. I really, really, really hope Whathisnuts Segal or whoever sees this.

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  19. Can't stop laughing/crying/snorting!
    Annnnd may have peed justa little!

    5 gold stars to you girls!

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  20. oh-em-gee! XD! F'ing hilarious! XD! OPattz was fabulous! Can you give an Oscar for just dancing? he wins! ;D!
    Hilarious ladies.

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  21. Can't.Stop.Laughing. *gasp* You ladies ROCK the Twitarded Universe that we all live in! That was the most fuckawesome thing I have EVER seen! RPattz WISHES he could dance like OPattz! He is a legend in the making! Bravo, Twitarded, Bravo! STY, please check your e-mail, I made you a present! ;)

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  22. Totally made my night. You guys are awesome with awesome sauce on top! OPattz is a star!

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  23. love it, love it, love it...so funny...y'all rock!

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  24. FN brilliant as usual. LMFAO! Can you do another video with the new OPattz rock star? Only this time, why not play Let Me Sign or Bella's Lullaby in the background? Thanks!

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  25. Holy shit!!!
    ROFLMAO....
    I am in love with you ladies

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  26. So Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for doing this, it is the best!!

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  27. I love these pictures way more! Thanks for posting them. (Giggles)

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  28. OME! I cant breathe! So funny! This is the reason why we luv you, jenny/twitarded! F*&*ing Awesome LOL

    From your friends at Robstenation.

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  29. LMAO! That just made my night! Funniest thing I ever saw! Thanks.

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  30. I can't help it! We need to spread the word. I blogged about this twitarded pictorial!

    http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2009/09/ever-wondered-what-happened-to-robs.html

    Luv you guys! lol
    -shau

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  31. SUCK IT SEGAL!!!!

    Dear Mrs OPattz, kiss that man up oneside and down the other for us, he's amazing!!!

    JJ & STY, effin BRILL!!!

    Oward - you have a rare talent of amazing good humor, never let anyone tell you different!

    I only wish hubs was that good a sport! Never in a million years would he play along with something like that, that's fantastic, made my night!

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  32. this is why i come (haha) to this website like a dozen times a day. funny, smart and sassy.

    MrsOPattz is a lucky girl to find a man with that great sense of humor for doing it!

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  33. That is sooo PRICELESS! I'm siting here with tears streaming from my eyes hoping I don't wake the kids by laughing too loud. You guys are amazing. I love you gals!

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  34. that was priceless!!!! I hurt from laughing so hard!!! thank you, just thank you!

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  35. This was fucking awesome!!! And you are the best!!! Wow! Those are some great dancing skills in the video! *rotflmao* Thak you!!!

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  36. that is the funniest fucking shit i've seen in a loooong time! and yes - wtf is up with that vest thing? idk. i personally think he looked sedated in half the shots, although dude's still hot when he's baked.

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  37. *bows down* WE'RE NOT WORTHY WE'RE NOT WORTHY!
    unbefreakinlievable!
    *dies from laughter*

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  38. just awesome!! pls.have Opattz specials posted such a hilarious compensation thanks=D

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  39. must.stop.laughing.tummy aches so much..
    hahahahahaha!!!

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  40. Oh my motherfucking god!!! That was just... hilarious perfection. I adore you ladies and now that lovely speciman of a man that went along with this- shaking his ass, no less! LOVES IT!

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  41. Hahaha. this is just too effin hilarious! You girls are brilliant!

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  42. ROFLMAO...ever since I've been a Twilight/Rob fan, I have never LAUGHED as much as I have, after this BRILLIANT post!

    It's my dream to be as witty as you two - seriously!

    Thank you for MAKING MY DAY!

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  43. That's so hilarious and good to blow off steam after the withdrawal of all the 'vesty pics'. Love your blog and the funnies.

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  44. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING POST IN THE WORLD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *ahem* and I mean that :D beyond awesome, girls *applauds* you seriously need some kind of award for this!

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  45. Thank you following this template.... http://www.directory.itsolusenz.com

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  46. Please tell me FSE didn't loose his head over the shoot! Where did the face come from?
    Off to start my own Oward blog!

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  47. Oh my god, thank for making me laugh until my stomach hurts! You rock.

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  48. I´m dying!!! I can´t fucking breath anymore,
    this is a masterpiece of a post!

    *bows*

    OWard could actually start a dancing and a model career.
    Me, is lying on the floor now...

    And one compliment from an Non Twitarded:
    I showed this post to MrV and explained the issue and he just said:
    *wow, this is just genius!"

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  49. Now that was classic! Love the video when he reveals the underwear! Nice way to start off my holiday before being forced to do manual labor.

    You guys are just fucking awesome bitches!

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  50. OH MY GAWD!!!!! My husband and I are watching the video and crying we are laughing so hard! This is AWESOME! Mr. Snarky is a great sport and fabulous model. Thank you Mr. Snarky for starting off my Labor Day morning with a freakin' great laugh! STY and JJ.... you consistently top yourselves!

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  51. Oops - I should read the comments first b/4 I post mine... Forgive me Mr. "fucking amazing." I thank Y.O.U. for the f'in fantastic laugh!! =}}}}

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  52. ME: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

    DH: "What are you laughing at out there????"

    ME: "OH nothing. (snicker snicker snicker)"

    DH: "TV or Interwebs?"

    ME: "Interwebs (snicker snicker)"

    DH: "(muttering) figures...)

    DH: "What particular part of the interwebs is funny? Facebook"

    ME: "No"

    DH: "Twitter?"

    ME: "No"

    DH: "What? Well what else is there?"

    ME: "Twitarded"

    And I swear, I could HEAR his eyes rolling! LOL

    Thanks for the ginormous laughs ladies and for making my husband wonder if I'm sane!!

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  53. Dammit. You would think I'd know by now to NOT consume hot caffienated beverages while reading your blog, but no. Coffee..all over the lappy top.

    THAT ladies was pure genius! Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen! I'm forcing Jrod to watch it now. ;)

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  54. Tee hee. I'm so glad we could cheer all of you up! We figured that the Twimasses would probably be a little bummed that all that yummy RPattz goodness was yanked. Plus, we couldn't pass up the opportunity to thumb our noses at the law.

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  55. Dammit! I was in the wrong gmail. That last comment from 'Jenny' was from me. LOL.

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  56. STY & JJ & OPattz...you must re-do more photo shoots! That was totally fuckawesome! I watched the vid about a dozen times (the last 4 times with my 6 yo looking over my shoulder & laughing HER ass off and saying, Lets watch it again!) Lets have some music next time and watch him REALLY move!

    @ Jessica M. - I had a very similar conversation with my DH, except he ended it by saying "Twitarded?! Are you fucking serious?!" And me saying "leave me the fuck alone so I can read!" Or something like that...

    PS...while I was typing, 6yo came up and asked to watch the vid again so here we go....

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  57. Oh, yeah...STY...love the high pitched laugh at the end! That sounds a lot like me when I record myself!

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  58. Oh Jesus fuck!! I was dangerously close to pissing my pants!! I laughed so hard my sprite bubbled up in to my
    nose!! You girls are pure genious and the best kind of humour thus making u the awesomest of awesome!! x

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  59. Too funny! Your Labor of Love just made my Labor Day :)

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  60. You guys win. For the year, the decade, the century. Mark Segal is jealous he didn't think of it; be sure to shut him down if he posts your photos without permission.

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  61. OMFG.... I am laughing so hard I have tears... I miss the photo soooo much... I have a hole in my heart... thank you for trying to fill the void!!!This so made my morning!!! Opattz Rocks my world...

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  62. This is why you guys are my homepage. Shit I can't stop laughing.

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  63. Thank you ladies! I had planned to go back to sleep for a few more hours (kept up late w/ reading TwiSmut fanfic...argh), but after laughing so hard I have oatmeal in my sinuses, I am forced to stay awake.

    Hi-fucking-larious. Seriously, you Evil Geniuses!

    Veri-word: sosomli--orally reminded me of "so sue me", and this post is your reaction to The Man & his threats...

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  64. DITTO TO ALL THE ABOVE. As soon as I saw the top of Oward's head I started chuckling and couldn't stop. Good thing I'm in the other room, would have woken up the whole house. You two should really put a warning not to have any foods,liquids, or anything else in your mouth before viewing this website. And the award goes to...Twitarded!

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  65. LMAO! If you can't post the real, I guess this will do. The is the best non-Rob Rob photoshoot I have ever witnessed.

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  66. Oh dear lord!!! That was the bestest thing. It even got a smile out of Mr. Cutie!

    Your RPattz is HOT!! Not to mention a great dancer and a great sport!

    Truly, that's some funny shit! :)

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  67. I sat down with my morning coffee, all bleary-eyed to find this video. What a great way to start my day! So funny, there are happy tears in my coffee now :).

    JJ & STY thanks for the apron info! It is on it's way, and I requested it be special delivered by RPattz. Any chance that will happen? Thank again for the laughs.

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  68. Tears....running down my face. Hilarious!

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  69. I am glad you guys are having as much fun reading this as we did making it! I was totally down for the count last night but I pulled myself together enough to do what little I could to help JJ and OPattz/OWard make this happen!! That's actually Ms. OPattz's giggle at the end of the vid - filming her hubby!

    Someday maybe we'll get our collective hands on the "official" pics again but actually the whole situation made me so annoyed that eff it I will just stare at our pics!

    : )

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  70. Oh my gosh! I've not laughed that hard in a while. Thank you girls!!

    And OPattz is amazing hehe. How did you convice him to do this extremely talented photo shoot?

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  71. Did you actually decapitate FSE to do this? I never laughed so hard! But I'm just an innocent, small town girl and Mark would have to knock on my door to pry those *precious* photos from my… :D

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  72. You all are f'kin hilarious, I loved it, thanks for you blog it makes me laugh everyday.

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  73. Wow. I'm just.... Wow. You have reached new heights of fuckawesome. (yes, I am in the thick of Mr. Horrible). I think this should be an ongoing project - Twitarded can be the new Mr. Winkle and recreate all the best Rob/Twilight photos. Ready...yes...go!!!

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  74. Okay so I'm officially naming you bitches queens of twiland besides the queen herself SMeyer. Seriously you guys make my seemingly boring life more exciting everyday. Thanks to Oward and Mrs.Oward for letting us borrow him for our selfish entertainment. You guys rock my world!

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  75. It actually occurred to me that I might need a disclaimer - something like "No Full-Size-Edward Standees were harmed in the making of this video."

    We DID almost kill ourselves, cramped our muscles, and nearly knocked my computer monitor off the table while scanning the FSE head to make our mask, though (took a few tried, too!) - I might have to go get new toner now, but when my printer started looking like it was slowly giving birth to Robward's head, I knew it was ALL worth it! (Seriously it was slightly creepy to watch the huge swath of bronze-y hair emerging from the gaping maw of my printer/scanner - lol!).

    OPattz is a great sport and so is everyone else involved. Including the people who weren't invited to the closed set (OPattz needs his privacy and had to remain in his happy place, so precautions were taken and the location was secret but for those who were directly involved - lol).

    : )

    Thanks for all the comments - you are totally making my weekend and I am glad that we are helping to make yours a little brighter and a little messier! We had other plans for FSE for this weekend but I think that it was the right decision to answer the Twitarded call to action and tell certain selfish-with-their-work peeps to go suck eggs. Mwah!

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  76. Bwahaha!! Wooooow! Hilarous!

    I hope that one day the real RPatz finds this blog and adores you as much we the readers do!

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  77. Whew. I was trying not to think about a decapitated FSE sitting around somewhere, although the final product was worth a little sacrifice.

    By the way, I did manage to download one of the "Come hither and f*ck me, Suz" photos before the axe fell. I dare those wanks to find my house and interrupt my naughty plans with Rob.

    Thanks again ladies for brightening everyone's weekend!

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  78. This makes my day. Let me say for the record, that you guys are too fucking clever for your own good.
    1) Way to fuck that photog after he was being such a pussy ass bitch and 2) Love your take anyways with RPatz. Now you just to need to face in the hole your own Interview Magazine cover and email the whole thing to Dick Spegal and ask him to shove it up his ass.

    Love you guys for making me laugh and BTW I have a blinding migraine, so I appreciaate these moments.

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  79. Too funny!! Well done!! LOL!!!!!

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  80. TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS! wow girlies.... brilliant!

    and by the way, that outfit was like perfect!

    ahhhh, what a great way to start the day!

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  81. You all deserve some kind of an award for this. OWard was perfectly cast. And perfectly willing to do whatever you sick, twisted girls wanted. OWard definitley has the body for this type of project. I am looking forward to more from this production crew.

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  82. Right on Honolulu girl!!!!!!

    You freeking crazy Ass twitards rock my world!!!!

    Team Odward!!! His dance was captivating and full on gyrating groveness was totes hilair. Awesome.

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  83. That was awesome, sweat pants right down to the correct color! As always, Twitarded ROCKS!!!!

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  84. I died because of YOU!!!
    I've been a lurker for some time usually commenting at Robsessed.
    But this time, you guys took the cake.
    I gotta say something:

    YOU RULE!!!

    I can't believe how well you've pulled it off including all the hilarity a "professional" photoshoot can muster.

    GOOD JOB!!!

    Yeah, who needs them sexy
    outtakes?

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  85. You guys ROCK!! If you can't post smexy photos, post effing hilarious photos!! Glad that you've made the best of a really stupid situation. Keep up the eff-awesome work (I don't say the f-word even though I do appreciate it's gratuitous use)!

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  86. Hilarious! Good for you guys and screw the "owners" of those pictures who don't like to share.

    Hey photographer jerks, it's called 'fair use'. Welcome to the world of the social Web.

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  87. That is fucking Highlarious shit right thurr!!

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  88. This was so Hilarious and I cannot stop laughing!! Love it!!!!

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  89. I have to say I'm totally fucking floored at the response to this and we owe it all to OWard/OPattz.

    I mean, at first we just kind of wanted to 'stick it to the man' but that was immediately warped into the freakfest you see before you.

    Incidentally, since I have a feeling OPattz will be making the occasional appearance on Twitarded (whether he wants to or not) this is the same dude that danced circles around STY and then tottered off with my glasses on his head (and me in tow, albeit drunkenly) that infamous Twilight in the Park night...

    http://twitarded.blogspot.com/2009/08/twilight-in-park-we-laughed-we-squeeeed.html

    And thank you SO much for the comments!! You guys are absolutely fabulous!

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  90. YOU GUYS ARE OFFICIALLY MY NEW HEROS!!

    There are no words.. you made me laugh my ass off... no small feat my friends...

    the video of your photo shoot... PRICELESS!

    Thank you for making lite of something that seemed to rock the Robert Pattinson Fan world!

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  91. This is soooo funny!!

    And you even have nicer arms than Rob. :-)

    Great!

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  92. Aaaaargh... this is HILARIOUS...
    thank you so much...!

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  93. I've been under a rock the last few days and totally missed the "illegal" RPattz posts but ladies, I have to say, your post if f*cking HILARIOUS!!! Sorry I missed the hub-bub!

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  94. gaaahh!!! tooo muuuxch!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!

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  95. Giggles spewed into LMAO bellowing for all of Maine to hear! Funny Ass Shit. The Best the Twi-land has to offer. And OWard def has the bod that Rpatzz had on that shoot!

    That Pic - lying on the floor -hands behind head - well one on the coiff - was Perfect!

    Yep - I agree - OWard is ready for his video!
    Fucking Fantastic -ThankYOUThankYOUThankYOU.

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  96. Funniest thing I've seen in forever...you guys are the BEST! Hope OPattz makes many more appearances!

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  97. Back to technology after another nature escape (the last for a while thank you very much!) and I come home to this?! Oh my fucking gawd! Clearly I missed all the photo shoot goodness but I don't even care because this totally made up for it I know it!

    I just knew you two with a video recorder was going to only enhance your creative and hilarious splendor. Mr. OPattz rocks! Thank you Mrs. OPattz for sharing.

    Admittedly, I too first thought that you had decapitated FSE but am happy to hear he is still in one piece. You should start selling your OPattz masks on here so we can er, um role play with our DH's...ha, as if.

    I am going to go watch again. Yay!

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  98. You guys are such dorks, but that's why I love you :)

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  99. Can't...breathe...laughing...too much... Wow, it's like the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio turned FSE into a real boy! OPattz rocks, btw. And way to stick it to that dicksplash (I've had to raid my sister's vocab to find words bad enough for this fucktard) Segal!

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  100. Love this!.. It's nice to know we'll always have Opattz

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  101. OMG! I've been hearing rumbling about this on Twitter, and though I usually read you guys daily...I have not gotten to my desktop where I could watch this until NOW!!!! It was so worth the wait! As ever, you guys are fucking brilliant (see, adding curse words, just to help you get banned for foul language...). The whole post was bloody brilliant. Your RPattz really has a way with the camera...esp the video. Well played, ladies!!!
    xo

    PS - My veri word is NESSE. I KID YOU NOT!!!!

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  102. Sweet jesus...the video makes the post. Rock the fuck on with your bad selves and pour OWard's fine sweatpants wearing ass a tall brewski :)

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  103. I've been on the Rob train for a long time, but I only discovered your site tonight.....I know WTF!!
    Anyway....I think I've found my second home. You guys are PRICELESS!

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  104. On behalf of Mr. OWard and myself, we thank you for your fine enthusiasm and to STY and JJ for the opportunity to shake some ass on the danish modern dance floor...

    To get arms like OWards:
    Buy a six pack, twist off top and raise to mouth, repeat as needed. Watch them guns grow!

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  105. OMG! I finally just saw the whole photo shoot with Rob--it makes this whole post even that much funnier. I don't know what the fuck he was wearing but, to be honest, he could be wearing just about anything and I would think he was hot. Hot damn.....must go clean myself up now.

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  106. Screw you Mark Segal, we got our own OPattz!
    God I hope that somehow, somewhere Robward gets to see this and laughs his ass off!!!

    *verification word is forme, as in you got some great forme!!

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  107. @ Mrs. OWard - You better thank your lucky stars you got that hunka man with such a twisted sense of humor! And great giggle BTW!

    I'm officially declaring myself to be on "Team OWard!" Can we get that printed under the Twitarded Just Heads logo? I'd buy that!

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  108. hey there!
    your blog fkg rocks! that was hilarious!!!

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  109. Okay, finally watched the video. OPattz is really something! I didn't realize in the photos what was going on (just thought you guys put photos of FSE on the frigging awesome photos which are now forbidden. OPattz's outfit was certainly a whole lot less weird than the get-up the wanker photographer had on RPattz! Let OPattz have some Vitamin R and a day off of chores for cooperating.

    And the verification word is "jector" as in that jector weasel won't share his photos with us.

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  110. Okay, finally watched the video. OPattz is really something! I didn't realize in the photos what was going on (just thought you guys put photos of FSE on the frigging awesome photos which are now forbidden. OPattz's outfit was certainly a whole lot less weird than the get-up the wanker photographer had on RPattz! Let OPattz have some Vitamin R and a day off of chores for cooperating.

    And the verification word is "jector" as in that jector weasel won't share his photos with us.

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  111. Okay, forget "Do your best Bella", NOW make it "Do your best OWard/OPattz" want more!!

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  112. This made me laugh till i peed!! Thanks for the humor! You guys just crack me up! smoochies!

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  113. @ Robinn - I'm sure Vitamin R would love that, am I right VR? And why do we call the bad guy a weasel? Us Weasels aren't so bad you know...

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  114. @Robinn @TwiWeasel--I would most definitely love that. FTR, I heart Weasels.

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  115. Puahahah, this post of Interview Magazine Rob is classic! I was left in stitches with that dance by OPattz! Luv you hard for this.

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  116. Great idea....and so original too!!!

    Your crativitiy, as always, leaves me gasping for breath....

    The Arthur Murry dance lessons are also evident....!!!

    Jaima

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  117. Saw this the night you posted but just now got on to comment. My first thought was, "I'd love to see how they scanned his head into their computer." Film that next time :)

    Also, do you have any plans to market the Edward mask for our SO's? I think there would be a market for them!!!! Just saying...

    Keep up the good work. And this whole photo fiasco reminds us: when a good pic comes out, save it to your computer fast!!

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  118. Loved it! Loved every second of it, especially the ass peek! Nice!! :) LOL

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  119. LMFAO Oward has got some moves. Nice job ladies. But please tell me you didn't decapitate Full Size Edward.

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  120. just got to work and had to look at this post again.

    Oward rocks the hizouse.
    I'm laughing hysterically over it again....you guys really got the poses right....was JJ telling him to work it? and make love to the camera? LMAO!! Since I can't see the vid again(stupid work) but I'm replaying it in my mind. HA!

    Oward doesn't realize he has a fan base, can't wait 'till the next vid!!! please let there be another one!

    and you guys are Secretly crafty too. I like it!

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  121. omg girls i died laughing crying that shit is hilarious. dude who';s oward? he might have a career ahead of him in fake modeling.

    xo
    moon

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  122. You are so fucking funny. I so have girl crushes on you two! (but not in a creepy way- just in a I want to be funny like you way)

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  123. haha never laughed so hard thanks for making my day :-)

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  124. This is the first free moment I've had to Twiblog surf since moving across country and starting grad school, only to find that...

    You've done it. This is the most Twitarded thing I've ever seen in my ife.

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  125. OMG!!! You rock, this is freakin hilarious!!

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  126. OMG, you girls make my day EVERYDAY! This is hilarious, what lucky bitches :) I so want to drive halfway across the United States just to hang out with you! :)

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  127. Well that video had me wetter than Rob ever has before. So lucky you girls got him to your apt. I heard Kristen masturbates to this when they are apart. True story.

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  128. OMG!!! You rock, this is freakin hilarious!!

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  129. LMFAO Oward has got some moves. Nice job ladies. But please tell me you didn't decapitate Full Size Edward.

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  130. Saw this the night you posted but just now got on to comment. My first thought was, "I'd love to see how they scanned his head into their computer." Film that next time :)

    Also, do you have any plans to market the Edward mask for our SO's? I think there would be a market for them!!!! Just saying...

    Keep up the good work. And this whole photo fiasco reminds us: when a good pic comes out, save it to your computer fast!!

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