Twitarded Don't Need No Stinkin' Robert Pattinson Interview Mag Outtakes
I'm sure by now most of you, if not all, are aware that a bunch of blogs have gotten their twi-wrists slapped for posting the infamous 'what-the-fuck-are-you-wearing-but-damn-that's-hot' RPattz outtakes.
Even though we didn't get any threatening emails from the Powers That Be, we still took down our pictures and videos, just in case. Frankly, if we're going to get shut down I want it to be for our gratuitous use of foul language and constant references to vaginas and penises, not fuck-hawt pictures of RPattz in sweatpants and fucking vest [what IS up with that outfit?!].
Regardless, STY and I were disappointed, mainly because we want nothing more than to share our Twi love with all of you. It was a blow to our egos to have to remove the videos that, in our humble snarky opinions, were harmless. Plus, we don't like anyone telling us what to do.
We were both wandering around, a little bummed that the long arm of the law was lurking when we came up with most fabulous idea EVER.
Let's do our own photo shoot. So we, um, like, totally, called RPattz up and asked if he didn't mind stopping by for an impromptu Twitarded photo session.
He agreed, because he's fuck-awesome like that. Personally, we think our photos came out WAY better than the ones that were pulled, despite our obvious... inability to actually take photographs.
RPattz OPattz says he loves you and wants to give you a big fucking hug.
In typical Twitarded fashion, we even brought the camcorder and recorded a snippet of the photo shoot. We hope you enjoy.
** Thanks to OWard for posing, Ms. OWard for providing wardrobe and Mr. Snarky and ML for not calling those nice folks in white coats on us.
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