I know! We were totally stoked when we found out that RPattz was flappin' his lips about us! And he didn't mention "restraining order" or "fucking batshit crazy" - not once!
The next thing you know, STY and I will be knocking back some cold Heinekens and sharing Hot Pockets and M&Ms with RPattz and KStew. Well, maybe not KStew because that bitch is skinny so I'm pretty sure she actually eats healthy food, unlike me. Oh wait: she's got a nineteen-year-olds metabolism. Anyway...
Woo hoooo! Twitarded is movin' on up in the world!
You know that saying "birds of a feather flock together"? Well, it's true. The following video was made by a friend of mine for my birthday. Oh, and it came in this envelope:
Hope you enjoy! This was made by someone who is probably totally baffled by my obsession but thinks it's funny anyway, and I nearly fucking died when I got to the end of the video. Feel free to shamelessly shit on it if you don't enjoy - just know the creator will be reading the comments. And "Angry" is a good mood for him. Just sayin'.
P.S. - If this fucking thing goes viral and we hit another shit storm of people who lack a sense of humor, I'm going to track down each and every person who leaves a snide comment elsewhere and leave an upper decker in their toilet.
P.P.S. The irony of the fact that the person who made this video inadvertantly chose the interview where the undies would have been whipped out had we been willing to part with them is SO not lost on me.
Here it is...your moment of Robert Pattinson
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