Sunday, November 1, 2009

New Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair Pics/Video *thud* *dies*

I was going to wait until later to post this but I can't bear for anyone to NOT see these pictures right this second!! Plus I am an instant gratification kinda gal - especially when it comes to RPatts!

The pics are the same in both videos - you can choose from #1, which has sweet, slower music, or #2, which has peppy, foot-tappy music. Oh hell who am I kidding - we all know we're going to watch them both - over and over and over again...

And can I say how happy I am that there are NEW pictures out there?! And that I didn't have to go trolling around on YouTube to find them and watch a bunch of spoilers in the process?! YAY!!! Happy dance!!!

Enjoy [it is just WRONG how utterly delish this man is - and you just know he's just gonna keep getting hotter as he gets older...]






Here are all the pics (except the cover shot but I figure you've all seen that) - some are HQ if you click on them, so click away! Thanks to Latchkey Wife for the heads-up on the pics and for Breaking-Dawn.fr for posting! He is going to make me start smoking again, I swear... And I want a Corona now and I don't even drink beer...


Hope you all are having an awesome weekend and enjoyed Halloween!

138 comments:

  1. My weekend just got AWESOME!!! These are the super schmexy Rob we all know and lust after.

    Holds Mini E high, with Edward Undies on my head (inside out, mind you. I KNOW where they've been), and issues a giant SQUEE!!!

    My opinion, Video #2 was better. A few extra shots, plus the song mentions chicks with shotguns. Can we get any better?

    WordVerif: ruchaers. Hmm... At first I almost see "raunchy" which fits, but then I see "r u shares?" as in, are you shares those EdUndies? Tee hee.

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  2. Yum! Eye candy. The best you can get for halloween!!

    Yeah, I definitely agree, he's only going to get better with age! Like Port Wine :)

    Kisses,
    Selene -> can't login to blogger :(

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  3. I am fascinated by his oral fixation. I could watch him put things in or near his mouth all day. Def buying 2 copies of this VF. Did it suddenly get really hot in here, or is that just me?

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  4. JJ & STY:

    Wait, wait, WAIT! I got all mushy minded at those eyes and almost forgot to ask how your girls' Halloween night? Did anyone get your costumes? Did you get sloppy drunk, dance with FSE and then magically wake up without a hangover? That's my wish for you. Many fun nights of revelry without the hangover we women of an - ehem - over-thirty bracket get nowadays.

    Regretless fun abound!

    WordVerif: arast. Rob, I bet you arast that question a lot, huh?

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  5. Well hello Robert. Goodness he looks so good in these pics. I guess I will be going out and buying Vanity Fair this week.

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  6. How are the wrinkles on his forehead so sexy? And the piano, and the corn on the cob...

    It's like Christmas-- and I'm asking Santa Claus for outtakes!

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  7. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

    Does that sum it up? I LOVE these pics! My fave ones since the banned ones! Oh, am loving those BB ones, he did that on purpose right? ;o)

    VW - is what happens when I see these pics - loolin (lookin'+droolin')

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  8. I luv Rolling Rock and now, well, I just love it even more. *sigh*

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  9. InterventionRejectNovember 1, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    If I could scream in font size 875, I think I just did. (These others beat all mag covers!)

    Yes, doctor, I clamped down on my lower lip numerous times. Why, you ask? Well, uh, from biting my lip . . . looking at hot VF Rob pictures. Permanent damage, you say? Such is the price I pay for reacting all Lenny & Squiggy-like *sigh*

    GOOD GOD, the man is F.I.N.E.!!

    It's just a cruel, cruel world that I live in that I can't have him. for myself.

    w/v: "luberas" :)

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  10. Oh MY God he's beautiful!!!!! They don't grow them like that here in the States! Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm. That's all I have to say! Thanks for making my day!!!!

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  11. My hands are seriously shaking as I type this. Just got back from running errands and find this! He HAS to know what he's doing to us. I love the one where he's laying by the lighted mirror, but the white oxford and cigarette is definitely my favorite. After this, we are ALL going to need a post-climax cigarette. I usually only drink when I smoke. Cheers!

    Lisa

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  12. InterventionRejectNovember 1, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    I'm back. Need to share with ya'll an internal debate that I'm having with myself, in case you didn't know I've fallen completely off my rocker.

    I am with "young adults" all day long, and there ain't no 23-year-old who looks like that! Not.even.close.

    Here's my theory: he drinks, he smokes, he reads like he's a 50-year-old philosophy professor on sabbatical (wait. am i writing fanfic for the elderly right now? where was i? lost myself in his wrinkled forehead and his scruff and his pj's and his ciggie and his beer . . . _)

    He can't be 23. He isn't 23. Isn't there a "real age/ health age/ biological age" difference that scientists are always calculating? One of his ages is late 30's--at least. I swear.

    And now I'm feeling pretty good about myself and my age-inappropriate crush.

    Any scientists/doctors out there want to testify to my theory?

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  13. I need to take a shower now! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  14. He's so hot it hurts. The good kind of hurt too!! OH MY GOD!!!

    Robert Pattinson + grand piano - white neck tie = UNICORN! A BIG FAT JUICY LOUD UNICORN!!!!

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  15. Thank god it's Laundry day - cause good lord I need a serious change of underwear. How is it that him smoking is just so sexy??

    So fucking HAWT!!

    Thank you gals for posting these....

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  16. I think I just drooled all over the front of my shirt.

    Holy shiitake mushrooms...I want one. When I can I have one?

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  17. SOOOOOooooo not fucking fair. this kind of hotness should not exist. but alas, here it is... and so unattainable! wtf! i just don't think it could get much better than this! this freakin infatuation/obsession is becoming unhealthy. lol!

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  18. I keep rewriting my comments. Guess my thoughts have lost all sense of coherency. Just add "ditto" to everything already said. ;D

    F Kat

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  19. So I looked at the pictures before watching the video and as I was scrolling down them my vagina was sighing and softly squeeing... until I got to picture #7 when it stopped and said 'what the fuck?'

    I'm sorry but that is just a really fucking weird pose. Is he going to suck his thumb? I dunno, there was just something about it that I thought was weird.

    But I scrolled past it and my va-jay-jay was happy all over again.

    Holy shit is that man hot. He's not human.

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  20. @JJ, ignore the thumb and look at his lips in that one *sigh*.

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  21. LOL! Just reread my comment and I was so rattled that I typed it wrong. What I meant to say was "I only smoke when I drink. Cheers." Just sayin'.

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  22. OK, WTF, I actually cried when I saw these pics!!! I have it BAAAAAAD. Real 36 yr old tears. Thank god I have to provide for my daughter or I do belive I could devote my life to following this beautiful boy around.....what if I caught him??? Hmmmm... Corn on the cob and a blankie for us. Am I hallucinating or is the cover photo in a coffin?

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  23. Ok, so does Rob really not think he's hot, or is he just playing us all?

    I honestly cannot see how someone who truly doesn't see himself as attractive can produce these kinds of images.

    He must know he's fuckhot and he's just fucking with us with his clueless act, right?

    Verification word: ander. and...er..what was I saying?

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  24. @Rob's Bitch - Hilarious ver word!

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  25. Between these pics and the latest chappie of CW&IA, it's just about more than my middle-aged heart can take! Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker!!

    wv = crizi, cause I'm a crizi Twitard ;-p

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  26. Oh, and that piano pic ... how many fan fic stories would that be perfect for?! Reminds me of A Life Extraordinary but I'm sure there are others LOL

    wv = slitsoo ... um, my slitsoo wet after eye-fucking the Robporn?

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  27. See....now...here's the thing.

    He is THE PACKAGE.

    He has very nearly painful facial beauty. I think if some computer were to digitally scan his face, they would find that the underlying bone structure, coupled with his beautiful, blushing Brit-boy skin are the exact human "ideal" of facial perfection.

    THEN - you add that to a beautifully sculpted, long and lean body that looks just as good wrapped in a shitty old t-shirt as draped in an Armani or GOD FORBID those hot-as-hell jeans he wears...

    AND - the fingers that you would swear were molded by God, so long and flexible and delcious that they look like art both wrapped around the neck of a beer bottle or running through that sun-kissed hair of his...

    PLUS - the eyes, the voice, the smile, the humility and obvious superior intelligence....

    Really....I can keep going here...all damn day. SO. NOT. KIDDING.

    The boy is THE PACKAGE. THE FULL - AIN'T MISSING A SINGLE THING PACKAGE.

    Gah. I NEED my Vanity Fair....like NOW.

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  28. @Mama Cougar & sprtzmom1721 - DOUBLE Amen!

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  29. I can't decide which one is my favorite - they're all so different! So it's the Corona picture on my desktop for now. But that corn on the cob pic has a special place in my heart - it's so cute.

    wv: yescer - What I will say to Rob when we're finally alone.

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  30. Ummm, I have officially been dazzled by Vanity Fair Rob, along with the three glasses of wine. Holy shit! Those pics are soooo good. I am speechless, and Mr. Any Mouse not looking so good right now (sorry hub).

    Veri Word: uncongi - Sure Rob, I'd be happy to join you in the conga line. Are those marracas you're shaking?

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  31. Dear God,
    Thanks for this wonderous creation that you have bestowed upon us. Thank you so much far having Dick and Clare's genetic mash up in such a way that this MAN was created.
    Love,
    Katrina


    P.S.---The one with the shoe----I almost died.

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  32. As if the constant snot wasn't bad enough, then I start drooling, and now I'm losing fluids from...other places. I am sooo dehydrated. Not that I'm complaining, cos I gotta say Amen too, Mama Cougar. When the human race becomes extinct, whatever comes next is going to use him as an example of a perfect male human specimen.

    These pics should come with a warning, like 'Please wear flame retardant (or should that be flame Twitardant?) undies while viewing these pictures,' or 'Sit on a towel .' I'm squirming in my seat right now, and I think I need a shower...

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  33. Need a cigarette. Right now. And I quit smoking two months ago.

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  34. ha ha @Mama Cougar.

    I really wish he would stop smoking though. He smoked enough in Haunted Airman to char 10 lungs. I want him healthy!

    But, ehem, I didn't quit smoking until I was, um, older than him, so I'll shut up now.

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  35. @Twidiculous Wives - I've never smoked, and I'm feeling the urge to start.

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  36. @Twidiculous Wives and Z Any Mouse: I'm asthmatic, and I wanna ciggy.

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  37. @Banshee - How about a corn cob instead?

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  38. Actually I just wanna suck the smoke out of his mouth. Is that weird?

    Veri-word: urapo. I want to urapo myself around Rob in that bed photo...mmmmm

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  39. @Banshee - No. I don't see any problem what so ever with second hand smoke.

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  40. @Z Any Mouse: I do like corn especially all covered in butter. Oh, the possibilities ;)

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  41. Stop! You're making me pee my pants! :)

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  42. Now that I've had time to look at the pictures in more detail (I was dazed and confuzed the first 100 times), how hot is the pinkie ring?!!

    Lisa

    word ver: shista - So glad I have my Twitarded shistas to share this with ;)

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  43. He should come with a fucking warning label! Gah, the picture in the jeans & white shirt, smoking the cig... fuck me... *sigh*

    And I agree, he is going to age like a fine wine!!

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  44. @sprtzmom1721 - VERY HOT! I didn't really notice it in the other photos except the "thumb sucking" one...but now that you mentioned it I see it a couple more times, and I want to just suck that pinky of his that's wearing it.

    ...once again...*thud*

    w/v - horcin... "yes i'm a whore and I want to sin with Rob!"

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  45. There are untagged versions at Robsessed! Yay, I hate tags, especially when they ruin the hotness! They don't have the piano pic yet, I need the untagged piano pic...

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  46. What a bunch of sluts. I mean that in the most loving way, natch.

    Banshee and Z - you guys are KILLING me!! I was trying to clean out the basement with ML and checking the comments on BB and fucking cracking up.

    That man makes me want to really, really terrible things to him. Wonderful, sexy, terrible things.

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  47. @JJ - You are so much stronger than I am. I haven't gotten anything productive done since STY first posted the tagged photos and then found the untagged photos at ROBsessed. So loving life in Twitardia right now :)

    @Twichotic - Still looking at the pictures in detail (shocker, I know). Now I'm hoping that we get to see all of Rob (magazine or outtakes) in the white shirt/cigarette photo because judging from his posture, I think he's probably barefoot and stepping into the other shoe. Makes me shiver just thinking about the possibility ;)

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  48. @sprtzmom1721 - I LOVE the way you think! RPattz barefeet! --- Christ! - anything on that boy turns me on (and apparently all of Twitardia!)! =) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  49. And one more thing . . . is anyone out there thinking about Edward right now? Exactly! Rob can stop playing that card now, too. Just sayin'.

    Lisa

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  50. I am 99.9% sure he took these while filming Remember Me...these are taken in the Hamptons...which means the freakin man practically drove past my house to get there...If i knew he was that close in a lobster bib holding a corn cob...well...I'd be writing from Riverhead Jail right now...

    OH...BTW...I've been "tagged" for the meme...and that makes me pretty happy!!!!!!! WooHoo!!

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  51. The picture where he's buttoning his shirt, his head tilted up exposing his defined jaw and those fingers! OH those fingers! He is gonna cause a collective orgasm heard round the world with this issue. Good Gawd, he's fuckhot!

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  52. @Mrs. P - You read my mind. I was looking at the pictures and wondering when they were taken and how current the info in the article would end up being. Sorry you missed the chance to see Rob, but you are lucky to live in such a beautiful part of the country!

    Lisa

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  53. #11! Holy Jesus.

    he's a fucking little angel, isn't he.

    thank you so much for posting these. :)

    Mmmm...

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  54. @Mrs. P - Riverhead! I grew up on Long Island...in East Morches. =) My family moved to Florida when I was 16. And now that I"m looking at the photos (for the 132nd time) I do see the Hamptons - totally! How fun!

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  55. Go to your view tab and then to zoom and hit the 400%. Gi-gan-tor HOTNESS!! Just did it again. ahhh!

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  56. I'm reading everyone's comments and there's not a darn thing about that boy that is NOT fuckhawt. Seriously, a jaw, a finger, a pinky ring, a barefoot. It's friggin ridiculous. I can sorta see why he doesn't believe it. I hardly believe it myself, but I'm quite certain VF could post a picture of his elbow and all of Twidaria (including myself!) would find some aspect of it swoonworthy. And in my opinion, his perfection is in his IMperfection if that makes any sense. Gah I don't even know what I'm saying. Thoughts and images of RPattz messes with my brain synapses. o.O

    F Kat

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  57. Oh yea,you people in NY & LA are the lucky ones. You get the VF mag sooner. Us other losers have to wait until the following tues before it gets to us. bitches lol

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  58. @TwiChotic and @sprtzmom1721...

    Yes...I remember a weekend when he went "awol" during the shooting of Remember me...and I read he went out to the Hamptons...Friggity frig..
    It rained all summer here on LI, so I bet the damn beach was totally empty....

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  59. @F-Kat - I get totally get what you are saying.

    @Mrs. P - Friggity frig is right!

    @rottymama - I'm not sure I can handle Rob at 400% :)

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  60. @sprtzmom/@rottymama - yeah I don't think I could handle the Robx400% and remain conscious. Petting my iPhone screen is about all I can handle right now. What? gotta pet the screen to move the pictures along. I didn't make up the rules!

    Btw- I stopped playing the Edward card long ago. It's all Rob, baby. Except for fanfic which is totally Rob but is Edward in name only cuz screaming out Edward's name will be hard enough to explain. (I'd have to confess the fanfic but may not be the end of the world considering the resulting hyper-sexuality) BUT I can't think of any
    reasonable excuse for screaming out Rob's name, so I really try to keep that outta my head. Jeez what do you think is the worldwide total number of women that are thinking of Rob at the moment of orgasm? It boggles the mind. You'd think that knowledge alone would be enough to give him the self esteem boost he claims he needs.

    F Kat

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  61. OMFG! I have been drooling over these over on FB...........seriously unicorn inducing, ShamWow necessary photos. Code Unicorn! He could be dressed in anything and he would be hot. Have you noticed his lips on that Rolling Rock bottle...no? Well I have and hot damn!

    @Mama Cougar--you said it sista. Can't say it any better. The full freakin' package. If he was a cocky conceited stupid asshole I would not lust after him like I do.

    @sprtzmom1721--I have never really liked pinky rings but on him--totally hot.

    @LKW--Totally needs a warning label. I still stand by my theory that he is an alien experiment sent to put all earthling females into a state of lust to gain some sort of scientific knowledge or to whisk our men away because we are so distracted. Hey STY hows that custom order straight jacket coming along? I think I need it.

    @JJ--total vajajay squee and whimper. Is that so wrong?

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  62. HOLY SHIT!!! I LOVE this blog!!!

    You ladies are seriously making me laugh my ass off.

    Thank you...

    WordVerif: redaut. Rob is red aut!!!!

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  63. I just finished reading the available chapters of Breathe Me In got a little vampire peen fix...jumped over to twitarded...got a little Rob fix...sitting in a puddle, smoking a cigarette and catching my breath.**sigh**
    I don't have a man, too shy to jump out there and grab one in passing...thinking about taking up my neighbor on the "we should be booty buddies" offer...and that is just gross! LMAO
    Damn.
    Thank God for batteries...I'm jus sayin'
    (EEEEk just realized I gave my neighbor's ex-wife this link earlier tonight...If you are reading this Carolee I really wouldn't go there lol)

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  64. Go to the VF's website. There are out takes and a little bit of the interview. I am heading to bed with thoughts of these photos and my vibe.

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  65. Wooo! I just woke up to the outtakes - and they're the first lot of 4!!!! I really don't know how I'll get through all of this...it's too much!

    And JJ - I take it back on the thumb thing now, looking at the outtakes I reckon Bruce Weber has a fetish for Rob's thumbs! Gah, who could blame him though?!

    Love all the comments here too - amen to every single one!

    Woooo! Thank God Mr Stan is back at work today, I'm printing these babies off and adding them to Rob Corner!

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  66. P.S. I just realised that I haven't given a single thought to New Moon since these pics came out. Now THAT is powerful shit Twitards!

    VW - orept, as in 'Stan dreamt that Rob came up to her and 'orept' himself around her'

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  67. I'd like to place an order for #5 Rob. Gah! Shit, thats a whole lot of hot-do-me-nowness.... or well maybe it's all ready been done, due to the missing shoe, rumpled shirt and post bliss cig....uhmmmgah.

    Dude has really skinny legs (bitch!)

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  68. I decided I'll take the Rob whose cozy with a bottle, cig, and blanket. It's a good thought. My fantasy:

    I just walked inside wearing only the white button-up (from shoe shot), and he's waiting for me to get back. I come back with beer and we start drinking at 6 a.m. and we giggle about the fact that his previous photo shoot had him reading "Sex Driven People," because we both decided we loved the name. Then we giggle at how it became our little game the previous night. Tee hee...

    WordVerif: pebarb. The pee right after sex can feel like you have a pebarb.

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  69. STY & JJ - Now we just need some classically hilarious captions.

    Who's going to do it? Shiny Volvo Owner? Your stuff is great.

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  70. It's so wrong to be this aroused before going to work.

    Fave outtake! It's the opened shirt - that's what causes the need for a shamwow!

    http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2009/12/robert-pattinson-outtakes-A-200912#slide=3

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  72. @Stan - New Moon? What's that? LOL!

    @StarlitViolets - Great fantasy!

    @Twichotic - What's really wrong is that I'm already at work and just seeing these. I was chatting with one of my fellow Robsessed friends on Facebook last night and told her that it was a good thing the pics had been leaked over the weekend because I would have needed to take the day off from work to deal with them. And now there's an outtake tease?! Part 1 of 4?!! I am SO getting fired!!!

    I haven't had time to digest the outtake pics yet, but is he wearing the long coat from New Moon in some of the shots? (Oops! Guess I haven't forgotten about New Moon completely, Stan.)

    Lisa

    word ver: scarwe - I know you find this whole fan obsession scarwe, Rob, but come on! You can't give us those "Fuck me" stares and then expect us to just walk away ;)

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  73. Yes! I spotted the coat too! I guess it was all there in the back of my head somewhere ;o)

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  74. @Stan - Wonder if we'll see him wearing it around town this winter, too, knowing how he likes to keep set clothes :)

    I'm going to make a valiant effort to work now, so talk amongst yourselves and I will check back on my breaks.

    Lisa

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  75. @Lisa, I bloody hope not, it's a bit of a crotch-blocker!

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  76. @sprtzmom1721 - at least you're at work. I still have to get there!

    "close the laptop and just walk away... I can do it..."

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  77. @Stan - Hilarious! Ok. Really going to get some work down now ;)

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  78. @Twichotic - That's exactly why I shut my computer off when I finally went to bed and did not turn it on before I left for work. Good luck! (I'm literally trying to function on 4 hours of sleep.)

    Lisa

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  79. Damn. I went to bed early without getting online so I had no idea what happened. Not sure how much I'll get done today. Good think I'm not on deadline - oh, wait, I am. Fuck.

    I can't pick my favorite but my imagination immediately saw him sneaking out of my house before my daughter woke up to discover her mother is a cradle-robbing whore. (you know which one) And I hate smoking! WTF?!

    On a side note, is it weird that I'm relieved to see him smiling in Japan?

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  80. Wow, that photo with the cigarette definitely takes my breath away. As do the two b/w in the dressing room. *drool*

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  81. @suzspetals - LMAO! And, no, it's not weird at all. I posted the same thing on my blog. Jusst happy to see him smiling. Of course, I couldn't help but wonder how the scene would have played out had Kristen been with him. Would he have felt compelled to wear sunglasses, keep his head down, etc.? Just sayin'.

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  82. Aww, I agree, it was a relief to see him smile again.

    Lisa, I think you should just write work off for the day ;o)

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  83. @Stan - *heavy sigh* I know. It's hopeless. My word ver pretty much sums it up: tation - I can't resist the temptation.

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  84. @suzspetals - I felt the same exact way. I sighed and smiled when I saw his smile - it's still there. *big grin*

    @sprtzmom1721 - at work now...and what's the first thing I do when I turn my computer on... open my blog list and click on Twitarded!

    w/v - fabronne - sounds Italian to me and since I'm knee deep into Emancipation Proclamation I can hear Mobward saying in his sexy Italian voice - "fabronne! close that blog and go back to work!"

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  85. Random fanfic note...

    I just stared at a LinkedIn "friend request" for a minute b/c I swear the name I was looking at was from a fanfiction story. I then realized it was someone I met at a networking event the other night...

    ...perhaps I need a break from ff after I finish Emancipation Proclamation.

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  86. @Twichotic - Glad you made it to work! We don't have a set start time here (just as long as you are here by 9 am) so I am an earlybird (usually start around 5 am). Some of my co-workers who are also Robsessed are starting to trickle in and it's definitely going to be a wasted day. We're already discussing which ones we want to print out for our cubicles :)

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  87. I've just finsihed printing them all off, Mr Stan is going to be SO pleased! Just trying to decide where I can get away with putting them ;o)

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  88. @Stan - Is it wrong that I keep eyeing the pictures of my kids on my desk and thinking how nice my new favorite pictures of Rob would look in the frames?

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  89. @sprtzmom1721 Erm, you're asking the woman who face-in-hole'd Rob over her husband on her wedding picture - what do you think my answer will be? LOL!

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  90. You all are fucking killing me. I can't stop laughing.

    I can't even look at them anymore. It's breaking me heart that someone can be that good looking and it's not me, lol.

    Btw, I'm starting to suspect that some of our readers are vampires because a few of you don't appear to sleep. Ever. :P

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  91. @Stan - Game over. You win!

    @JJ - I feel more like Bella than a vampire. I'm afraid to close my eyes for fear he will disappear and it all will have been a dream.

    And speaking of Bella, have you checked on STY lately? Haven't heard a word out of her on the blog since she put out the damn bait and ran! Maybe she actually had the brain aneurysm I thought I was having when I first saw the pics ;)

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  92. @sprtzmom1721/@Stan
    haha, I did the same thing. Eyed the new picture frame I hadn't filled yet. The thought never left my head before realizing my family would have the whitecoats taking me away. I'll stick with the acceptable insanity. I think it's time to change the picture identifier on my iPhone.

    I've decided it's a good thing that "his" picture pops up when my husband calls me. I'm no longer annoyed when he takes the day off and calls me 100 times a day and I can't help but smile and answer with a sexy "hellooo" each time.

    F Kat

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  93. @Stan - ok I wrote my last post before reading yours. Face-in-the-hole over your wedding pictures? Genius!! You definitely win. ;)

    F Kat

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  94. sorry guys - i have been busy working on a special bloggy project - can't say more now because i don't want to ruin it but it's gonna be hysterical!

    : )

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  95. @F-Kat, yep, and blogged it ;o).

    It's been a tough afternoon, but I've spent a loooong time loking at these pics and the NM Movie Companion and can confirm the coat is different. If anyone else wants any answers that involve me spending time comparing pics of RPattz then I'm more than happy to help out.

    @STY, sounds good, can't wait!

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  96. @F Kat - Great idea about having Rob's picture come up when your husband calls. I'm so on it!

    Lisa

    word ver: butagin - too many possibilities, so I'll just leave it to everyone's imagination ;)

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  97. @STY - Just now saw your comment. Can't wait!

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  98. @sprtzmom1721 - ...last time my husband called me, my non-Twi daughter (I have 1 Twi-obsessed, 1 not) looked over at my phone, rolled her eyes and said "Mom, Edward's calling you!). At least I still have her fooled into thinking it's Edward and not Rob.

    F Kat

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  99. @F Kat - Too cute! You are lucky that you at least have one to share it with. My 23-year-old daughter gets it but is not obsessed by it (she and three of her friends are going with me to the midnight showing of NM), and my 21-year-old son humors me (he bought me the Edward Sweethearts Conversation Hearts for Valentine's Day and an Edward puzzle for Mother's Day), but that's as far as it goes.

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  100. I already saved these to my works computer, my husband is disgusted with my total Robsession haha, tough luck hubby I say. Anyway, there I was not doing anything at work so my rob screen play can come up and make me smile when my boss walks in (the hobbit), he looked at the pooter, then at the Rob calendar on my wall ( I know it's next years but it starts at october this year so what the heck) and starts saying stuff like, you know its unhealthy at your age (I'm 42 but look younger) (ps he is like over 50) to be so into this guy. So you know the thing that Rob does in Twilight when the guys are hassling Bella, well I had to say me and the Hobbit had a moment and he left, hurredly hahahaha, leave me and Rob in peace you damn Hobbit, so the reports are a little late, blame it on the Rob hunny, blame it on the Rob. Og God I am so sad lol

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  101. Oh.My.God. I think I've just come.

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  102. I am in physical pain right now looking at these pictures... how can pictures of this man do this to me EVERY time. The picture of him with the cigarette hanging out of his mouth by the car LITERALLY makes me want to cry! I think I'd actually lose control of my body if he were in front of me in person.

    I am at work right now (where I do most of my twitarded blog reading), and I'm fighting the urge right now to bring my co-workers to my desk to show them these pictures! NONE of them have read twilight, or understand... I'm totally in the closet at work. It's for the best because that way when I call out sick on 11/20 to go see NM at 1pm, no one will suspect that I'm going to fill my RPattz addiction.

    Do you guys ever wonder how it is that you find more and more room in your heart for RPattz lol? Like will my infatuation reach a limit??

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  103. Um, Wow ... I think I'm going to need a minute here...









    Anyhow, this is definitly my FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE photo shoot to date!!!! And maybe not for the obvious reasons, I like the ones where he's standing there looking pretty, but, I ADORE the piano in the field, cuddled in a blanket, reading a book (sex driven people no less, fnar!) and buttoning his shirt ... *dies*

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  104. Lunch break. Actually got a solid hour and a half of work in this time!

    @nebilet - My husband is the one who hung Pocket Edward from our fireplace mantle, a picture of which is posted on this blog. Enjoyed the story about you and the Hobbit. Although, I still can't think of that scene without hearing Rob make fun of it by saying, "You guys" on the DVD commentary.

    @Amers425 - If you have to think about it, you need to look at them some more ;)

    @OhMyRob! - I was just having that same conversation with a co-worker in my cubicle who is also Robsessed (busted - guess I only got a solid hour and 15 minutes of work done). I was telling her that my initial reaction to the picture of Rob in the white shirt w/cigarette was physically painful. Another girl who sits in our cubicle who is not Robsessed and is (gasp!) a Twilight virgin (I know, I'm such a failure), even conceded that he looked good in that photo...but then she had to go and ruin it by saying she still thought we needed help.

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  105. God Damn indeed lol, thanks Sprtzmom, I need to know I am not alone in my Robsession as no one at work is remotely interested (WHA?????????????????????????) I know I can't get my head round it wither. Not interested in Mr P, the delicious, delectable, biteable, f** I better stop there before I get carried away.
    I snuck out of work today so I could get home before my son's for a Rob fix, haven't watched Twilight for a week, I mean c'mon a girls gotta have a break. Cannot wait for New Moon, there are 10 of us going to see it on opening night (pre booked tickets baby, yeah!!!)I have now personally converted 8 ppl into Twi fans, working on others but I can't see no reason not to fall in love with such a hunky, yummy, mouth wateringly beautiful piece of man meat, sigh, better get off the computer before Son1 comes to derise my infatuation even more. He groans at the picture of Rob on my phone. (They don't know about the calendar or pics on works computer lol) I was in the supermarket and stopped mid aisle to flick through the Rob Xmas annual on sale there, I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tempted to buy it but I would have to hide it at work. He is so my dirty littel secret, hmmppf, *wishes*

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  106. OK, update! My co-worker was just poking around online, and I guess saw the Pattison Panties on line and was just talking about 'what loser girl is ever going to by the ugly things?!' I just had to physically restrain my lips from spitting evil words at the bitch. Anything with the Pattz on them, can NOT be described as ugly... that bitch is obvious rabid or something!

    Little does she know that I've already contacted Red Bella (the day that JJ & STY posted the pics on their blog) to find out HOW to get a pair of my own, and as soon as I get my pair, I'm going to come choke her with them.

    THIS is why my Twitarded-ness is a secret at work.

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  107. Can't help myself... Have to comment again.
    I can't honestly believe that a guy that looks at a camera with those scorching, melting, fuck-me (pardon my language) eyes is going to be upset with the panties. Just can't!

    VW: probblas. Then again, he probblas.

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  108. Pending Further InvestigationNovember 2, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    i cant find the untagged pics. :( *gulp*.... help. i cant do a search at work with big brother just watching like he does. (seriously- what a ROBuzz killer).


    do not think that i will not blow these photos up and frame them in my house. we are talking movie poster size. im wondering how big of a cock block that would be in the real world. well, at least i could tell ppl that RPattz cock blocked- again- last night. ill just call it my test. it doesnt freak you out- you pass. :)

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  109. I. Can't. Take. This. Shit. Anymore... I think my brain is just going to implode.

    LOL!!! Word Verif: undeme--- Rob, please get undeme before my brain implodes.

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  110. I'm so kicking myself for not checking Twitarded yesterday to drool over these pics sooner. I can't even say (or actually won't say) how much time I've already spent gazing at them at work today. I'm totally speechless... I have two Twivirgin co-workers who snooped over my shoulder to see what I was looking at and now are going to come over to my house to watch Twilight. Yesss!!!

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  112. @PFI- untagged pics are here

    The outtakes are the post after that one :o)

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  113. Pending Further InvestigationNovember 2, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    @Stan-
    you are the BEST. i had a hard time finding them in the blog. Now the day is complete... "no one tags Rob" lmao.


    *FTR- im kinda slow... and i JUST caught on to the Word/veri thing.


    ... emate... seems fairly appropriate. at least im having fun with it in my head....

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  114. You're welcome :o). I'm supposed to be re-writing a part of my fan-fic to make it more lemony and am dying of embarrassment. All distractions welcomed lol!

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  115. Oh Selene, let's just go for the whole fantasy, shall we? I think when Rob discovers the source of the Pattinson Panties, he will be so appreciative of our wicked humor that he will agree to appear at Twitard-con 2010. (no duct tape and blindfolds necessary!). He will feel a little scared but thoroughly intrigued! Venue will be somewhere like Vegas where we can take him out at all hours of the night to liquor him up real good. And I think we're clever enough to keep him paparazzi free. (dress him up and call him Claudia? Naw. Nvm. ) We could just form a protective circle around him. I bet NO ONE would cross these crazy bitches to even get a glimpse of what is inside the circle........

    Sigh.....JJ and STY-In the words of Tim Gunn, make it work. Heh heh.

    Btw you may need to get custom sized name tags to handle my handle if you know what I mean. Of not, Twisweartoofuckingmuch (hope I remembered that right) and I may have a problem. :D

    F Kat

    W/V: tomama.......come to (cougar)mama..lol

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  116. @Intervention Reject: I'm no scientist but I have to tell you, your theory has a point. Makes sense to me! And I'm with you on that there aren't 23 year-old like that!

    @Mama Cougar: A.M.E.N.! You truly captured what I'm thinking but am unable to verbalize.

    In fact, I'm gonna say a collective "amen, sisters Twitarded"! We are so in the same wave lenght. These pics are rearranging my brain cells to process only one thing... Yeah, you know who I'm talking about!

    @F-Kat: I almos died laughing at your "Petting my iPhone screen is about all I can handle right now. What? gotta pet the screen to move the pictures along. I didn't make up the rules!".
    I'm definitely getting an iPhone!

    --- ** ---

    Dear Santa:
    I've been a good girl this year...
    Well, I've almost always been a good girl this year...
    Ok, I've had a few "good girl" moments; when I'm not reading twitarded, drooling over RP photos, re-watching videos, lost in my mind with a certain you-know-how... Ok, Ok, I've been bad!!
    But please, please, please can I have "The Package" (thanks again, Mama Cougar) for Christmas?
    I will NEVER, ever again in my life ask for another present, ever! Hell, I won't ask for anything more!

    Yours (and I'm not refering to Santa here),
    Selene.

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  117. That man is just too perfect for his own good.

    Sincere thanks for the pic...

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  118. @F-Kat: just read your latest comment. I am booking my flight to Twitardcon 2010.
    STY and JJ better post directions here! Maybe I can fly via London and meet up with Stan, Banshee and the lot...

    I'm listening to Bitter Sweet, drink you sober (thanks mmMoxie for the beautifull video and the wonderfull soundtrack) and it just fits these pics perfectly.

    Kisses.

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  119. oooppps it's not you-know-how but you-now-who (on that other comment). These pics are realy getting to me.

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  120. Thanks Selene......I think that song was written for Rob. mmmmmyum!

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  121. mmMoxie: No, thank you. I'm gonna order the Bitter Sweet cd. Even hubby likes the music :) he listens, I drool. And couldn't agree more; it's made for him.

    Verif Word: mounte. I'm not even gonna go there!

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  122. I tried looking at the VF outtakes slide show on my phone and Rob put the freeze on it. I had to take out my battery just to reset the darn thing. His voodoo even effects electronic!

    PS i don't know if this is a duplicate post cause Rob is workin his voodoo again.

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  123. Sigh.....speechless....so many new "blank"wards for all the fan fics I am reading! Gads, I can't believe how I react to this man's pics....there has got to be some kind of freaking voodoo going on here.....this is so not like me!

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  124. Holy.
    Fucking.
    Shit.

    I hope you girls are happy- because you were both lucky enough to have found some men BEFORE this photoshoot that you have to still like, even though you're now aware of the hotness that is RPATTZ exists in the world.

    I, on the other hand, and bemoanably single, and now- every fucking man on the planet is ruined for me.

    damnit.

    also, WHO EFFING KNEW EATING CORN COULD BE SEXY?!?!
    COME ON.

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  125. After months of lurking on various "twi-bopper" fan sites, I have FINALLY found my tribe of likeminded, Rob-sessed women. Yes, my husband is thoroughly disgusted with me - despite the fact that I've told him repeatedly that if he just got an Edward mask he'd be doing just fine. Seriously, I feel so validated just finding all of you ladies, and you are all hilarious! I'll be back again...and again....but first, I'm off to buy Vanity Fair.

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  126. @Trish - Welcome. You're going to love it here :) I have multiple copies of Vanity Fair - one for home, one for the office, and one for the keepsake pile. Crazy, I know.

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  127. His jaw line literally makes my heart go pitter-pat. It's going to be the death of me I think. SO freaking sexy!

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  128. #11! Holy Jesus.

    he's a fucking little angel, isn't he.

    thank you so much for posting these. :)

    Mmmm...

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  129. What a bunch of sluts. I mean that in the most loving way, natch.

    Banshee and Z - you guys are KILLING me!! I was trying to clean out the basement with ML and checking the comments on BB and fucking cracking up.

    That man makes me want to really, really terrible things to him. Wonderful, sexy, terrible things.

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  130. @JJ - You are so much stronger than I am. I haven't gotten anything productive done since STY first posted the tagged photos and then found the untagged photos at ROBsessed. So loving life in Twitardia right now :)

    @Twichotic - Still looking at the pictures in detail (shocker, I know). Now I'm hoping that we get to see all of Rob (magazine or outtakes) in the white shirt/cigarette photo because judging from his posture, I think he's probably barefoot and stepping into the other shoe. Makes me shiver just thinking about the possibility ;)

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  131. He should come with a fucking warning label! Gah, the picture in the jeans & white shirt, smoking the cig... fuck me... *sigh*

    And I agree, he is going to age like a fine wine!!

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  132. @Z Any Mouse: I do like corn especially all covered in butter. Oh, the possibilities ;)

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  133. Now that I've had time to look at the pictures in more detail (I was dazed and confuzed the first 100 times), how hot is the pinkie ring?!!

    Lisa

    word ver: shista - So glad I have my Twitarded shistas to share this with ;)

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