Tuesday, November 3, 2009

OME, OME!!! It's almost time for NEW MOON!!!

So, earlier today I'm in the bathroom at work, critically analyzing my appearance because apparently my "second opinion" mirror is just as much of a lying bastard as my "skinny" mirror is when it suddenly occurred to me that today is November 3rd, which means that New Moon is almost here.

This is like the mirrors I have at home... but the exact opposite. I look great when I leave in the morning and a fucking freakshow by the time I look at my outfit when I get to work. I hate them. And yes, I really DO think that song is about me.

And I squealed. I fucking gave a total fan-girl squeak standing in the middle of the bathroom. At work. Alone.

After I kick you in the nuts, that is...

All the anger I felt toward my sack-of-shit-lying mirrors vanished in a poof! of excitement. No longer did I care that my skirt totally wasn't hiding my beer gut or the fact that my sweater has a hole in it. I just stood there, blissfully un-vain for once in my life, with a big ass goofy grin on my face because oh-mah-gahd, we are now in the same MONTH as the PREMIERE OF NEW MOON!!!!!

I may have flailed my arms a little and jumped up and down, too.

I am SO Twitarded.

Sixteen days. Remember the anticipation you felt the first time you saw Twilight and it's the whole pivotal "how old are you?" scene and he says "seventeen" and Bella asks "how long have been seventeen?" and Edward's totally breathing heavily into the back of her neck when he says "awhile." and then he runs up the mountain and lame-sparkles like a fucking idiot?

Alucard used to be my favorite vampire. Needless to say, he's been replaced.

That's how I feel right now. I would sparkle if I could but my skin tends to be more dry and flaky rather than sparkly. Although I DID make myself sparkle on Halloween and I still have the glitter all over my bathroom to prove it! Why can't glitter be cleaned??? I've tried and it still looks like a stripper exploded in there...

Anyway. I feel like it's going to be awhile before New Moon gets here but I can't, can't, can't wait. And then it's going to come and I'm going to turn into Jenny Shitshow-Jerkface because I'm going to be SO excited and probably alcohol will be involved and if anyone, ANY.ONE. says one damn thing about those fucking panties on that day I will whip them out proudly and put them on my head. Because New Moon is going to be THAT kind of party.

[No fucking way am I putting THOSE up here again.]

I know, I know, I'm obsessing. Well, duh. First of all, I'm trying to avoid all the spoilers so there isn't enough websurfing to satisfy my ADD these days. Not only that but, despite my best efforts, I was still totally blindsided by my new favorite addiction, the Twigasm podcast, this weekend. I was sitting there, listening and snorting and guffawing and then they started talking about the kissing scene and I knew they were going to play the audio and they did. But because I'm a total fucking spaz and can't behave like a normal human being, instead of muting it for a few seconds or skipping over it, I stuck my fingers in my ears and shrieked, "NOOOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR EDWARD MOANING!!! GAHH!!!!" and ML walked by and gave me the crazy stare and kept on walking. He loves me.

Oh, and the whole sticking-fingers-in-ears-and-yelling-like-a-crazy-person worked. I didn't hear it. Just in case you were curious.

Sixteen days, Twitards. Sixteen days.

Caaaaaaaaaaan't fucking wait!!!!!

Now, where the hell did ML hide the rest of that Halloween candy?! I need more sugar...

89 comments:

  1. I'm so happy I'm not the only psychofucking crazy excited that it's November right now!
    My poor patients at the dr. office right now have probably decided they will never come back because EVERY single one of them this week has gotten an earful about my midnight tickets. I don't care if they don't give a shit about them or NOT! I'm TOO excited to NOT shout on top of the mountain that I HAVE MIDNIGHT TIX FOR TWILIGHT AND NEW MOON!!!!!

    :)
    P.S. I'm half wondering if I should go off my anti-depressants that week just so I can make sure to cry in the theater.....

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  2. Lalalala EARFUCKINGMUFFS and BLINDERS to all soundbytes and clips!! I am the same way...I am not even re-reading the book bc I am convinced that is what ruined Twilight for me....oh who am I kidding...it was CougarCat that ruined Twilight!

    I am seriously considering going to the doctor to get a prescription for Xanex before November 20...

    Oh and be sure to pack a bag of extra "underwears" (I will not use the "P" word here)...and no not THOSE underwears...

    CANNOT WAIT FOR NOVEMBER 19/20 ANY LONGER!!!!!

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  3. @buhbeesgirl LOL I think it's hilarious you want to go ON meds and I want to go off of them for this freakin' movie

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  4. YAY!!!!!!!! I can't wait! I keep taking my tickets out of my wallet and looking at them. I keep thinking, "OH MY GOD THIS WILL BE AWESOME!" Me and some friends are having a party that night. I cant believe 16 days

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  5. I can't wait. I'm so excited that I'm actually being nice to people. Even the crazies who stare at my bald head on the train like I'm the freak show.

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  6. I attempted to become a born again twispoiler virgin. And the day I pledged that the mother fuckers at Facebook did that stupid ass poll and THEN I click on a link to get my New of the World free disc thingie and GAH! The damn trailer was there too and to make things worse. I was watching TV before and the freekin trailer was in the ad breaks! I can't honestly escape it. It's ACTUALLY hunting me down and shoving it in my face...
    Damn sneeky Twilight stuffs!

    And my reaction when I realised that it was November and that New Moon was not that far away anymore? I grabbed my friend closest to me and yelled at her the fact that it was close. Her response? To cling back onto me and jump like a mad person then ask if I still have the tickets stashed safely. I do... But I'm not telling you where!

    And yes... I may or may not be sleep deprieved and hoped up on sugar myself... jus' so ya know BWAHA!

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  7. Well, I sent my NM invitations with their Twitarded buttons attached, all 20 invitations to all 30+ twitarded women, I might add!!! Yes, even the non believers in our party are beginning to show signs of excitement ; )

    We have been perfecting our tripping excerises to avoid the "Ugg wearing Tweens" getting the good seats on the 19th Nov. Yes our pack of 20 aren't going to be beaten.

    So Houston, be afraid, very afraid, the Twitards are being let out for one night and one night only!

    x

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  8. I. Cannot. Wait.

    Every time I think about it, my heart starts racing and I can't help but squee. By the way, I have totally jumped up and down in excitement. Several times. People don't even acknowledge my twilight / new moon / rob / kristen comments anymore... Thank God I have somewhere to share the joy!!

    PS. your glitter comment totally reminded me Demetri Martin's glitter joke. "Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies ..."

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  9. I'm so with you JJ on the non-spoilers. I told my friend at work about the breakup scene being leaked online, and she proceeded to youtube it immediately. She had it on low because I told her I DID NOT want to see it and when I could hear even the slightest breathing I started clacking on my keyboard almost mumbling gibberish to myself so I wouldn't hear anything.

    I squee with you on the NM countdown! I was all smiles just before after I saw the Harpers outtakes and my mom was like what's with you? I told her and she was like, I'm confused, is my daughter 16? Then she asked me to see too. She loves the RP so she's one to talk.

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  10. Oy, I wish it were only 16 more days for me. I am not going early or going on opening night. I don't have the patience to deal with crowds. I'm waiting until the 22nd. I'm just as excited about seeing it though. It is all I have been looking forward to. Screw Thanksgiving!

    I'm sure I'll be able to hear you guys SQUEE all the way in Phoenix.

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  11. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! 16 days! =) I'm right there with you JJ! I swear - I'm not just saying it! I totally did a little squeally happy dance in my bathroom this morning. not jokin! It's in the air!! =))

    w/v: bullsh - "really JJ, I'm not bullsh-in you, I'm serious. Definitely did the happy dance!"

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  12. this: runs up the mountain and lame-sparkles like a fucking idiot?

    plus this: it still looks like a stripper exploded in there...

    ='s me holding in lots of laughter from exploding from my pie hole.

    I just posted hawtass pics that I stole from WTF (withalink!) from the Harpar's bazzar shoot. OME.

    WV: supper as in... What is for supper tongiht? Why, a hot bowl of Robby Patz! MMMM MMMM Goooooood!

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  13. @JJ - Hilarious post, as usual. Your mention of Halloween candy reminded me of what happened to my husband this past weekend.

    He duck hunts with three buddies, and they all take turns bringing food to the duck blind on the days they hunt. When they were ready for "dessert," the buddy in charge passed out some candy bars and explained apologetically that it was all he could find at home.

    I now know for a fact that the Twilight Saga has crossed all boundaries. My husband told me later that night that he had eaten a candy bar that had "that Edward guy" on the wrapper. I shit you not! His buddy had swiped a package of his wife's New Moon Skybars. I asked him who ate Bella, and then we couldn't stop laughing.

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  14. Miss Amy Ripp scooped me on the Demetri Martin line. I love that guy...

    And JJ, while reading about you plugging your ears and screaming while ML walked by, I let out a laugh that even I didn't know was coming. And you know how those sound. Something like "DUUHH-KUUHHERRRT." At which point my husband almost startled his poor self off the couch. You just paid that shit forward, miss!

    Love love you guys. I rarely drop a comment, but I always read, and always giggle (or at least nod appreciatively).

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  15. Squeeeeeeee!!!! Is it weird that I'm more hyped over a movie than seeing one of my fave bands this Friday? Yeah, probably, but whatever.

    Don't worry, mmMoxie, I won't be seeing it on the 20th either, because I refuse to see it in my local cinema (no offence, guy I know who works there, but it really does suck balls). It might be a few days before I get to the nearest good cinema, but it'll be worth it to see Robward on a decent-sized screen that's not grainy or wobbly. Seriously, when I went to see Twilight, most of the scene in his room was actually shaking. Gah!

    "It looks like a stripper exploded in there" and "the herpes of craft supplies"...so true. I teach pre-school, and glitter is the bane of my life. That and High School Musical *shudder*

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  16. I heart you and your Twitarded ways. And speaking of Twigasm, can you believe Christina (aka tby789) gives herself a Brazilian??! Ouchy mama!

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  17. Thanks-what??? You mean there is something going on in November that is not Twi/NM-related??? Huh??? I know not of what you speak...

    oh and @TJB I've met you & I agree that you DO have a nice-shaped head! : ) People stare on the train? wtf?

    I am with JJ - when the ads come on TV i stick my fingers in my ears and it's all lalalalalLALALALAI'MNOTWATCHINGTHISLALALA!!!

    : )

    gah - can't it be THEN now?!

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  18. @JJ I have the same frickin' home/work mirror syndrome as you!!! Everyday after my bathroom visit I'm FUCKIN' TOTALLY pissed! AND I can't even get any satisfaction of checkin' over the high school girl's shoulders while they surf Twilight because I'm trying to avoid spoilers!!!I want to scream "FUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!! I NEEEEED EDWARD!!!!", but I may lose my job.
    16 more days. 16 more days. 16 more days.
    LUV the panties btw!!!

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  19. Yeah you need more sugar. I can tell. Either that or caffeine. Lol. I really love your enthusiasm. I'm jealous of those of you with enough Twitards around to make a party of it :D but that's ok. I'm in the closet by choice.

    I actually think the only way Rob would be offended by the "PPs" is if his face appeared on that particular pair of p*nties

    F Kat

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  20. I was innocently attending another movie this weekend when the New Moon preview came on. Even though I had seen it I found myself repeating outloud, " I can handle this, I can handle this".My 10 yr old was so embarassed. I did not become a twitard till after Twilight was off the big screen, and BIG ROB was just about too much for me to take. I am taking the poor kid to the midnight showing, hopefully there will be other out of control people (like u guys!) there to make me seem less crazy. I can't wait!!!

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  21. New Moon and Halloween candy are the only things getting me through this month. I finally got someone to go with me to the midnight show. I was gonna be the only person in there alone and crying with excitement until some friends of friends felt sorry for me (and we found a theater that serves alcohol)
    I just dropped $50 at Hot Topic on NM gear. I dragged my 6 year old in and kept saying "honey you want that Edward lunchbox right?" Thank goodness she didn't answer "no" so I could use her as my aliby.
    Pass me some milk duds, I got my Edward pillowcase and calendar and am counting the days....

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  22. im such a nm whore, ive watched all the trailers and searched endlessly on youtube for more. Im fucked. For eclipse im sewing my twi-hymen up for sure!

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  23. I'm with you! On Sunday my FB status was simply "it's NOVEMBER". And all of my friends knew.... I have a lot of anxiety about how mch crying my 7 month old may do between 12-2:30am while I'm at the movie. I've told DH to take the next day off of work, it's just better for everyone in the end!

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  24. @sprtzmom1721 That's funny who ate Bella.
    @sharon I want a movie theater that serves alcohol, maybe not bad idea, might lick the big screen with big EdRob.

    "I gotta feelin...woo hoo"
    15 more days, east coast time!

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  25. @Miss Amy Ripp
    glitter IS the herpes of craft supplies!!
    i'm a crafter and i totes believe that shit (esp when so many of my twi-crafts involve a bit of edwardian sparklies...)
    and may i run screaming off on a tangent by saying OMG i loooooooove demitri martin, he has a little birthmark on his neck that you can see when they film him from the left, and i want to lick it. bad.
    also, new moon commercials just pumps me up a little bit more... like i have a gauge on my head and every time i see one, it fills a bit more - when i reach the top, i might explode. hopefully in a good way. i am highly anticipating the moment when robward walks out, all shirtless, for the first time - you know that theatre is gonna go wild! my 15 y/o son is accompanying a group of 8 of us ladies, so i have already prepped him for it. (hah, as tho living with a 35 year old woman who carries a doll and reads tiger beat in CVS isnt preparation enough)

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  26. i am laughing so hard right now i am surprised i can type a coherent sentence! holy hell you fuckin crack my shit up!

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  27. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't fucking wait!!!!!!!!!"

    i couldn't have said it better myself! :) i'm a recovering trailer/spoiler whore. i haven't seen anything new in the last few weeks, ever since i started watching the infamous breakup scene. i got 30 seconds in before i pulled a JJ and covered my ears, closed my eyes and yelled NOOOOOOO, MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP! NOOOOO! so i've learned my lesson. born again twi-virgin here!

    i wish i could just go into a twi-induced coma and wake up at 6 PM on the 19th. i'm so fucking excited, ladies! :D

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  28. if i havent said it lately ill say it again. you crack my shit up! i love reading what your guys have to say! it literally makes me laugh even days later if it crosses my mind.

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  29. I agree totally that it just dawned on me that we are only a couple of weeks out. It became real when I printed out my ticket. WOO HOO! I got at one pm on the 20th. It is the first showing in my area. If I had known there were Twitards in Houston, I would have tried to meet them. It's a two and a half hour drive but it would have been so worth it. As it is, I am going by myself. Oh well, at least I don't have a Mr. TwiDoc telling me that he doesn't understand all of the crying that I am sure will happen, heck just the scene of Bella screaming on her bed did me in. Glad I am not the only obsessed one. You guys crack me up.

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  30. @ Cat, LOL at you coming off your anti-d's! I've not actually needed mine since becoming Twisessed. True story *sigh*.

    I'm actually scared now it's so close. I saw the trailer in the cinema last week and was so flustered, that it passed by in a flash. I just know that will happen with the film too.

    Oh, and me and my friend are also terrified of the public show that we're probably going to make of ourselves in front of all those teens *sigh*.

    Gah, what the hell, bring it on...!

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  31. It just seems like yesterday when we were all squealing about hitting the 100 day mark! Good times. Last week something just snapped in me and I'm so fucking excited I can hardly talk to anyone about anything of less importance (translation: everything). It's kind of masochistic really, because my closest friend thinks I'm a lunatic and has hinted about going to the movie just to laugh at me. Yet I still babble to her.

    As it is, I'm going to the midnight showing on Thurs. with a couple of women - fans, tho' not near as twitarded as I am. But now I'm worried hearing about those of you bringing your kids... I was kind of counting on anyone under 17 having to be in school the next day, therefore tucked in bed well before midnight. Am I being completely naive? Missed the whole original Twilight premiere frenzy so not sure what to expect.

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  32. The sad thing is that I have no idea when the movie is coming out in Serbia. On the official page it says TBD. Grrrr! Although, I am kinda relieved, cause I dread going through that same anguish like when I was reading the book.

    @latchkeywife - she gives herself a Brazilian? How does she do that? It must be extremely uncomfy. I do wax myself, but I don't go for the Brazilian - that is just way too fucking painful (tried it once, so I know, LoL)

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  33. I'm counting down the days too ladies...but am soooo sad that I have No One in my RL that wants to go to the Midnight showing...and I just don't think I can do it alone...~sigh~. RL strikes again. However, I gobbled up the bad bad thing like it was Thanksgiving, and Rob was the fucking gravy...good on everything...I wish I could share that tidbit around the Holiday table this year! Shit. Anyhoo, I'm sure most of you have seen this already, but...if you liked the last vid by natalia, you will like this too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72iKwJ2Ot1Q

    VW: toppae. as in...lay the fuck down, i'm gonna be on top eh. now.

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  34. I am stupid excited too. The countdown is on--woohoo!

    @JJ--I, too, was put in many scenarios where my nearly re-generated Twhymen was almost ripped back apart--I, like you, plugged my ears and walked away. I must say, it felt good not giving in.

    OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

    Now back to those HB photos that make me think dirty, dirty, dirty things.

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  35. I was at Starbucks tonight, looking around (they have Christmas stuff out,what the heck it's Nov.3!) Anyways this lady is like "Ohh super cute right! [looking at a mug] Christmas is only 52 days way!!!" Me (in my head) "Christmas...what, noooo, who has time to think about Christmas? In my world there's only one count down clock and it's counting down to NEW MOON! *quick count* 16 MORE DAYS BITCHES!!!"
    To which I replay to her with big glazed over eyes and more than likely a really creepy grin..."OOOHHHH YEAH, Can't wait!"

    VW "grancioni" Italian for thank God NM almost here!

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  36. ooh so glad i found this site!! My friends are so not into twilight, i have to keep quiet about it all the time, which sucks!! My hubby thinks I am a bit obsessed and a bit sad ( being 30+), but has thankfully agreed to take me to see New Moon. Got to wait til the mon though, bloody babysitters!

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  37. Hi Becky, are you in the UK too by any chance?! Your bloody language made me wonder ;o)

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  38. At this time in 14 days and 3 hours and 31 minutes (ish) I will be seeing New Moon.
    November 19, PLEASE HURRY UP!!!!!!
    So fucking excited!!!! :D :D :D :D

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  39. Hi Stan, yes I am in the UK. Is it that obvious? lol!

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  40. @becky, I probably wouldn't have noticed before I met a friend on here who mocks my use of the word 'bloody', cos I use it quite a bloody lot! *waves* hello from Lancashire! Not seen many fellow Brits commenting on here :o)

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  41. I'm terrible....I can't be trusted with all these spoilers...I've practiaclly seen the whole movie already...and I love it! I'm an unapologetic spoiler whore and i have no plans of "getting off the pole"...it feels too good.

    2 weeks and 2 days!!!!

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  42. @Stan - I'm sorry that I didn't read your fanfic yet, I've been a bit busy these past two days. But I do have a Q for you: where/how did you find the beta readers? I'm a bit stuck at my second chapter and might need a little push.

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  43. @Jelena, I used Project Team Beta, but they're not taking new stories on at the moment while they sort a few issues out. I just joined Freedom Fan Fiction Writers though and you can request betas on there.

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  44. suzpetals-
    I am bringing my daughter for 2 reasons1-she loves the series 2- I want her to have proof that there are other with this "problem" that I have!!! Right now I have it pretty bad, and she is beginning to wonder if I have lost it. She is a good student, so I figured what the heck. As for me, I am a teacher and I have NO IDEA how I plan on getting through Friday without a serious Robward hangover.

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  45. @Stan - they have issues? Interesting. I too have some issues to resolve regarding chapter 2. I know the direction I'm going, I just want to choose the right route to get there. :D

    I'll check out Freedom fanfic, though. Thanks, you're a load of help, you know that? ;D

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  46. I'm a serious Twitarded crack addict -- My hands are shaking b/c I just saw on RobPattinsonLife.com that the Harpers Bazzar pictures and interview are posted. Link below.

    Seriously - What the fuck is wrong with me?!!?! I'm losing my shit. I'm shaking b/c I'm so f'in excited to read the damn article and stare at the pictures for hours! WTF???

    http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/11/harpers-bazaar-cover-outtakes-and.html

    Another fucking work day down the drain!

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  47. @Jelena, sorry I couldn't be more help, I'm pretty new to fanfic so finding my own feet with it all. If you wanted me to take a look at your chapter or have a chat about it I don't mind. I wouldn't have got as far as I have with mine without TwiWeasel and Mary to bounce my ideas off.

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  48. @Stan - you're more helpful than you realize. I only just started Chapter 2 last night, so I've got nothing to show. But read mine when you have the time (no pressure), cause I really need opinions. I'm only holding back reading Natural Satellites and Shooting Stars so that other ideas don't stop the flow of mine. Heck, I still haven't read the updated The Office, even though I soooo itch to.

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  49. OK - so maybe the interview wasn't that great. Quirky, cute, short, silly... but the pics... Definitely worthy of my anxiety attack just before.

    Thanks for letting me share Twitards!

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  50. @Twichotic - Thanks for the heads up about the vid and more pics. I didn't want to work (again) today anyway ;)

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  51. @JJ: Glitter has a life of it's own. It multiplies rapidly when you're not looking. I've got one of those glitter body lotions and I swear 3 days from wearing it, I still sparkle!! (and I do shower everyday)

    @Stan: the "bloody" expression pretty much gives brits away. And I say this in the most loving way because I do love british accent and expressions!! (also irish and scotish accents... *sighs*)

    @Twichotic: that's Kristen Stewart? She looks HOT!
    Sorry, I'm surprised. They always look good together but I like this new look of hers.

    I know you feel my pain when I tell you New Moon's premiere here is only on the 25th Nov!
    There's this contest to win tickets for the 19th but you have to have cable tv with this company for more than one year and I don't.
    I think I'm going to cry from frustration.

    If you don't see me in the blog from the 19th til the 25th it's because I'm in mourning! *sulking*

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  52. Um... my new FB comment: "Why can't glitter be cleaned??? I've tried and it still looks like a stripper exploded in there..."
    PRICELESS!
    - Lorabell :D

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  53. OMG I forgot about shirtless Rob!! WTF is wrong w/ me???
    Gah, I am going to have to go by myself to the midnight show. I will embarrass myself for sure now (alcohol or not). The last time I remember being this excited about something, I was a tween and going to see the Bay City Rollers in concert in Bay City, MI. Did that just date me ladies?

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  54. @ Jelena, Great first chapter! I really enjoyed it (everyone, go and have a read, well worth it! The Canvas

    It might just be worth you having another read through it, there were a few bits of missing word type stuff (didn't mention this in my review cos it's picky!). Looking forward to seeing where it goes :o)

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  55. I've been on a spoiler detox, and its just made my addiction worse.

    The trailer came on the TV last night, I froze and shouted at my S/O 'DO NOT CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!'. I can't really remember what I saw in the trailer (this probably had something to do with me running on the spot right in front of the TV?)

    I can't wait for 20th November!! I think I'm going to spontaneously combust in the cinema!!

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  56. @Stan: I want to start by apologizing for taking so long to start reading "Natural Satellites & Shooting Stars". I'm hooked! I've stoped before ch.6 (real life found out where I was hidding) but I'm really enjoying it.
    Hmm, just realized that you probably prefered the review on the fanfic net but my brain sort of associates you with Twitarded... Next time I'll get it right!

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  57. I never saw Twilight on the big screen... :( I am so freakin' excited that I got my New Moon midnight show + the 9p showing of Twilight from Fandango already!

    " Remember the anticipation you felt the first time you saw Twilight and it's the whole pivotal "how old are you?" scene and he says "seventeen" and Bella asks "how long have been seventeen?" and Edward's totally breathing heavily into the back of her neck when he says "awhile." and then he runs up the mountain and lame-sparkles like a fucking idiot?"

    Totally gave me squee+goosebumps just to remember that feeling!! THANKS!

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  58. Waaaah! I am having serious regrets about not having purchased my premier ticket a long time ago. I was being snooty and didn't want to see NM for the first time with a bunch of screaming 11 year-olds (yes, Suzspetals, people are taking their kids out of school for this one), and now I feel like I would volunteer to take a whole class on a NM field trip if it will get me in to see it on opening night. WTF was I thinking??!! Shit, fuck, piss!

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  59. Good stuff...is it wrong that I am more excited about this premiere than I was my own wedding and the birth of my two kids all rolled together?!? I am not joking...

    I have my ticket for the midnight showing, plans to see it a 2nd time that weekend and again with hubby Thanksgiving weekend (also his b-day!) what a great man to take me to drool over Rpattz on his own birthday. My girl parts are tingling already :)

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  60. @Selene, no worries :o). Thanks for taking the time to read it and I'm pleased your enjoying it! xx

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  61. Sooooooooo excited! I had the realization yesterday how close NM is, and really couldn't wipe the faggy grin off of my face for a few minutes (but I was at work so it disappeared shortly). I also did a quick clapping at my desk of excitment.

    I have sucessfully NOT watched or listened to ANY previews, commericials, sneek peeks in over a month. My Twi-Hymen is going to be nice and tight for the 20th... I KNOW that kissing scene is out there where he's moaning, and I imagine it in my head, but know that it will be panty-wetting hot in the theatre, I can't WAIT.

    2 weeks from Friday ladies!

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  62. With you all the way babe... If the movie weren't so close I could *taste* it, I don't think I'd make it either...

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  63. New Moon Service Announcement-

    If you already bought your tickets online (like I did TWO months ago) make sure and you check to see if your theater added the Twilight double feature or not.

    Mine did and it was a total pain in the ass to switch my New Moon tickets for Twilight/New Moon tickets. Which you will have to do because the theaters (or at least the ones here) will not be clearing out the seats in between. So if you don't want a craptastic seat in the front row, you will have to go see Twilight before New Moon. (Not that I am objecting to seeing Twilight, just that they made it ridiculous to switch tickets.)

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  64. @JJ - you used the wrong kind. Glitter blows, use body shimmer and it gives you the nice Edward sparkle and cleans up with a wet towel. Not sure if they have ULTA on the East Coast, but they have a fantastic edible marshmallow body shimmer. Yummy for the hubby, or STY if it's late and a lot of drinks have been consumed and she mistakes you for our favorite sparkle pants - and it smells good.

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  65. I'm trying to convince my hubby to take me to the next city, three hours away to watch the movie the weekend after the premiere!!!!!!!

    oh, thought you might like this: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/11/sunday-sweets-twilight.html

    yummmmmm

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  66. @Twichotic - "Another fucking work day down the drain!"

    You're so right! How am I supposed to get anything done today or any day in the next 2 weeks??!! I want my Rob and I want him now!!

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  67. @CT, I love that Rob cake, not sure about the green background though, it's a bit hulk-like! Some fab cakes on there.

    Ok, so I was just getting the kids into the car outside the chip shop before, when the shop opposite that makes canvases, custom wallpaper etc caught my eye. I was just thinking how fantastic it would be to have a massive VF shoot Rob canvas made, when a bus stopped in front of me with the NM ad plastered all over the side! OME indeed!! Unfortunately the kids were less than enthusiastic when I pointed it out to them. Thank God it was dark is all I can say!!!

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  68. @Stan: VF Rob canvas; NM canvas... the possibilities are endless... By the way, I caved in and already read ch 6. Left you a review ;)

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  69. So much excitement and I'm right there with you!!!

    I'll be seeing the show at a killer theater called Cinetopia in my town. They serve alcohol and have adults only 21+ theater rooms with servers to keep the food and booze coming.

    I'll be going to the one with a 50 foot screen that allows kids. My 11 yr. old won't scream, but we'll squeeze each other's hands and giggle at the scenes we've been dying to see. (BTW - I introduced her to Twilight, not the other way around.)

    We're waiting for the 22nd as well. I don't do the HUGE crowd thing. We'll go when people are having their Sunday dinner and we'll be partying with the Cullens.

    Our theater frickin' rocks though: all digital sound and pic, leather extra wide seats that lean back a little, super wide aisles, steeper gradiant for seats, and a butter bar - mmm. Plus, the 21+ rooms are called Living Room theaters and have a pillow pit and ottomans. It's big pimpin!

    WordVerif: slybots. Super stealth robots that the paps are spending millions on developing for sneaking into Rob's bedroom at night. Creepy.

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  70. @Confessor - thanks for the tip about Twilight showing before NM. I switched my tix over to include both and confirmed that my theater is not going to be clearing everyone out in between either. Staring at Rob on the big screen for 4 hours is not going to be a bad way to spend an evening!

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  71. @StarlitViolets Wow, your cinema does sound good! But for us folks from the UK what is a 'butter bar'?

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  72. "Why can't glitter be cleaned??? I've tried and it still looks like a stripper exploded in there..."

    As I read this part the spagetti I was eating tried to travel through my nose, via snort.

    Thanks.

    And your are welcome for the picture that is now in your head.

    heh. =]

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  73. Nice! I just nearly choked on a piece of orange whilst reading that. lol!

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  74. Okay...I need to hear Edward moaning. GOOD LAWD I need to hear that! I was reading Master of the Universe last night...thanks for the recomendation JJ...totally spent and sweating from the intensity of Darkward, and I wonder...will I be able to watch New Moon with out wishing he would whip out a riding crop? LOL! Im now a fucking perv! Twilight fan fiction has officially sucked me into the dark side.

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  75. @BeckyBrit (my nickname for you, do you like?) A butter bar is just a little counter along a wall by the concessions stand that has four or five different gourmet butter toppings for you popcorn. You get to pump the liquid directly onto your own popcorn. Or if you're like me, I just get their orignial butter from the kids behind the counter and ask for it layered - meaning they put alternating layers of butter and popcorn. That way, you don't get half-way through the bag and realize all the butter was on top. They have flavors like jalepeno, caramel, garlic, and more.

    We have regular theaters here too, but my hubby and I are now Cinetopia snobs and can't stand to go to a normal theater. It's only about $1 more per ticket to go first class, so we figure, why not?

    WordVerif: imbigh. I'm big, huh? (I'm not really, but it fit so well.)

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  76. OH! My last WordVerif actually looked like "I'm bigh (bi)." Tee Hee.

    @BeckyBrit: Here's a link to the cinema's site: http://www.cinetopiatheaters.com/aboutus/photos.htm#

    Just click on the smaller pics that show seating. The rest are for a part I never go to, their restaurant. But the bottom left and the top left have some cool pics of the seating.

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  77. I'm absolutely DYING to know what TV show wants to present the Pattinson Panties to Rob. Please tell! And, come on, there is no way you aren't going to do it, is there? I have no doubt that Twitardia will overwhelming vote yes on your poll. This is waaaaay too good to pass up.

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  78. Yes, yes! I want to know what show it is tooooo! I think you should do it, as long as it's up to your standards. No, if it's Jerry Springer.

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  79. @StarlitViolets Love the nickname by the way! Cinema looks fab, no wonder you go there. We have 'cinema de Lux' over here which is similiar but cost about £10 more ($16 i think) for two tickets. Didn't think I would be able to get my other half to go for that, just glad he agreed to go in the first place! Now I need to line some other people up to go and see it again, lets face it, once will just not be enough!!

    I must say you have the strangest flavours for popcorn. I mean .. garlic!!? Surely that can't be good.

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  80. Masters of the Universe is my current porn'd'jour. (Clipped Wings and Inked Armour is the other). Yikes, I need to have email sex and have pissed off Domward show up at my door, whip me, take my panties and then carry me out to Mamas's boathouse....*sigh*...
    Does anyone else know of more Domward fanfics like Masters?

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  81. I may have had my "SQUEE FANGIRL!" moment today and tweeted "2 WEEKS, PEOPLE!!!!" Yeah. I'm excited. Can ya tell? And my little bro is coming home tomorrow for mid-deployment leave, and he'll be here for NM! (I may have been the one to convert him to twi. Yes, a unicorn. What's a unicorn u ask? Go check out letters to twilight.) So, yes. I am freaking pumped. Oh, and that's another person I've heard mention MOtU in the past few days, so I'm bumping it up to the top of my to read list! :-)

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  83. I have soooo missed this blog!!!

    I wondering the same thing about the glitter from Halloween.... a stripper explosion for sure!!!

    I've got so much catching up to do!!!

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  84. I have soooo missed this blog!!!

    I wondering the same thing about the glitter from Halloween.... a stripper explosion for sure!!!

    I've got so much catching up to do!!!

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  85. @Stan: VF Rob canvas; NM canvas... the possibilities are endless... By the way, I caved in and already read ch 6. Left you a review ;)

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  86. OMG I forgot about shirtless Rob!! WTF is wrong w/ me???
    Gah, I am going to have to go by myself to the midnight show. I will embarrass myself for sure now (alcohol or not). The last time I remember being this excited about something, I was a tween and going to see the Bay City Rollers in concert in Bay City, MI. Did that just date me ladies?

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  87. I'm a serious Twitarded crack addict -- My hands are shaking b/c I just saw on RobPattinsonLife.com that the Harpers Bazzar pictures and interview are posted. Link below.

    Seriously - What the fuck is wrong with me?!!?! I'm losing my shit. I'm shaking b/c I'm so f'in excited to read the damn article and stare at the pictures for hours! WTF???

    http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/11/harpers-bazaar-cover-outtakes-and.html

    Another fucking work day down the drain!

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  88. if i havent said it lately ill say it again. you crack my shit up! i love reading what your guys have to say! it literally makes me laugh even days later if it crosses my mind.

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  89. I heart you and your Twitarded ways. And speaking of Twigasm, can you believe Christina (aka tby789) gives herself a Brazilian??! Ouchy mama!

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