Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Turns Out We're Not That Jerky OR Snarky--Who Knew?!

Soooo... Here's the scoop! I got an email today at my work email from JennyJerkface saying "Go check STY email!!! Go!!! DO IT NOW!!!!" Never knowing what to expect from something like this - could be ANYTHING--Zazzle is after us again! The blog is GONE!! Someone has finally reported us to the blogger po-po and the REAL po-po simultaneously and they're comin' to get us! And then we run off like Thelma and Louise and hope that when we run into the sexy thieving young cowboy that he has British accent and maybe sparkles in the sunlight (sorry Brad Pitt, you are dead to me now - who knew I was such a fucking cougar?). Anyhoo, what I actually DID find was an email sent to both JJ and I from a producer at a nightly entertainment television show, asking if they could "borrow" the Pattinson panties for their upcoming interview with Robert Pattinson. They want to "present them to him"... uh... And then we'd get them back. After he'd maybe touched them...

Thus began a frantic lightning-speed email exchange that lasted waaaay longer than JJ or I had time for... Every third email was something along the lines of "DUDE I REALLY can't deal with this right now!" or "I have a meeting with my boss in 10 minutes and I HAVE to get some actual work done today!!!" And then we kept going on about the undie situation. And how sweaty we were. And how maybe JJ had to poop because of the situation. Because you know how she gets... And what the fuck should we DO?!

We did what any insane twifan rational person would do in similar circumstances: we took it to Twitter and begged for advice. Again, if you follow us on Twitter, you probably already know we started a poll - see it up there at the top left of the blog? [Note: We've since taken the poll down - thanks for voting!] Because we were really, honestly, genuinely torn on this... We'd already turned down some folks who wanted to run a magazine story (and note to HEAT UK - thanks for asking! good looking out, Stan - we appreciate the heads-up!). After we got home and got through to Red Bella and talked about it--and had a chance to really think about how it would likely go down--we all came to the same conclusion: we didn't want to do it.

Going for the shock factor of "Hey! How do you feel about the fact that your insane, nutball fans are putting your lips on the crotch of their underwear?!? Huh? Huh?! Look at them! LOOK AT THEMMMMMM!!!!" made us a little uncomfy. OK, it made us a lot uncomfy. And maybe the show we got the offer from would have been more tactful than this, but let's face it - the intention would be to catch RPatts off guard and get a reaction shot. And I don't want to be the person contributing to that awkward moment, and neither does JJ, and neither does Red Bella. We got back to them, and they graciously accepted our declining their request.

Sorry if this post is a bit of a downer... I've said it before and I'll say it again that I am SHOCKED about the amount of attention and press this has been receiving... I'd be lying if I said I don't like the traffic that's been driven here - and the fact that for every hundred or thousand people who click over here for a second and click away never to be heard from again, we get that one person who stays for a little bit and reads a few posts and says "Hot DAMN I've found my people!! WOOO!!!" [welcome, by the way, to the newcomers who stumbled across us and liked what they read] - and when I've went and read the comments - most some variation of "GROSS!!!" - on the sites that picked up the images and reposted them but then almost always saw someone defending us and explaining it was a lark that went viral - all of that makes me happy.

So no, we won't be lurking in the wings of some tv show this weekend, hoping that RPatts would still be willing to autograph our tits after being scarred by the "underpanttz" - and I think we'll all be better off for it. Although if I run into him on the streets of NYC on the 19th or 20th, I DO always have a Sharpie on me... [ok, maybe I am a little bit snarky even in the aftermath of pantygate - no boob-ographs are in my future--swear on a stack of underpants.]

[JJ chimes in...]

So, we're sorry to everyone who wanted us to present RPattz with the pantz. It ain't gonna happen. Well, it may anyway, whether we want it to or not, but... we don't want. This isn't because of all the nay-sayers or anything like that. It's because we want to be remembered for being us, and being part of this great Twitarded community, and not because we have THE underpantz. We've done and said a lot of crazy shit on this blog since it's inception and we're not sorry for one word of it. Not one little iota. Hell, we're not even really sorry about the panties but... we don't want to go out like that. We just want our Twitarded little lives back. You know, the ones that talk about taking a dump in someone's trailer, or accidentally (and mortifyingly) outing ourselves as the ridiculous fucking fan-broads we are.

And we are SO fucking tired of the word 'panties'.

173 comments:

  1. Bravo, ladies. Bravo.

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  2. You should fully create a deal with them: they can borrow the panties if you get a signed something and a shout-out from RPattz (:

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  3. Class act, peeps! If it could only be done in a silly, completely non-threatening way, I'd say do it. But once those panties are out of your hands, there's no control there, ya know?

    And if his PR people are worth anything, they would already know about this anyway and he (yikes) probably knows too. Hopefully it just got a chuckle and isn't the cause of some crazy all night bender or something. Not that he's not doing that anyway....

    I digress - good for you!

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  4. Good for you. I was all for the send them the panties, but after reading the post, you are right, no reason to give someone ammo to surprise Rob with. Good for you!

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  5. Good choice, ladies. I think he would be mortified and I wouldn't want to contribute to that either....Unless you can strike a deal that you two get to meet him when he gets the whole story...That might be worth it!

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  6. I won't lie. I'm depressed at the news of this...
    BUT I'm also not in your situation so I would never knock you ladies! I'm sure Rob DOES know about it now. My own selfish grabby brain wanted to see his reaction ;)
    youz sum classy bitches!
    peace, love, and twilight!

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  7. Good for you girls! I admit that part of me would love for him to get a look at those, but OME - the poor guy would be so uncomfortable! Who wants their face and names associated with that feeling for him!? No way...lets "drop" the panties and get back to our good stuff :D

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  8. Oh Captain, My Captain!

    Totally agree with you on this one. Can you imagine being given a pair of underwear with your face on them on national tv? Not that they aren't an epic win, but they should remain a wonderful, snarky inside joke (ok, it's not really an inside joke anymore, but you know what I mean!). Good decision!

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  9. Good choice...I support your decision. Isn't he just delish tho? : )

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  10. Good choice.
    I know if I was him and someone had knickers with my lips on their frigging CROTCH and I was presented with them on TV?? I would fucking DIE. I would be so weirded out. And you know how awkward dear Rob is to begin with.
    Anywho!
    Jayde xox

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  11. And this girls, is why we call you the ladies of Twitarded. You made the classy decision. Your fans support you and agree, the last thing we need is another show playing "ambush Rob"

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  12. I fucking love you girls and respect you so much for your decision.

    I think your consideration of Robward shows what classy broads you are (dumps and all!). Well done!

    :)


    Veriword (I'm not kidding)- uncut

    hmm....where to go with that one...

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  13. Panties is definitely a word used quite heavily in the Twidom. Most often paired with the word 'moist' - at least in my world!! I could use a panty break too!!

    Although it would have been fun to say I knew the broads famous for the undies, I think ultimately you're wise to keep some anonymity in what you do. Nicely played.

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  14. Holy shitty decision to make...crapass man!!!!!

    I hear ya...being the reason for the Patz to be put on the spot is not the way you want to meet him...or be known by him...or anything by him. SO wrong.

    Shit...that really sucks...I feel for you...

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  15. I am beyond elated that I stumbled upon a bunch of crazy people who drop the f*bomb profusely, taught me a term like twat waffle and speak freely about poop but who have the restraint, insight and balls to take a stand about something important to them even when the possibility of meeting The Precious hangs in the balance.
    Kinda proud of my peoples too :)

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  16. I voted YES - does that make me a bad person?! I reckon he has heard about this already but yes, once out of your hands, there is no way of knowing what or how they would approach this show wise.

    By the way, I hate the word panties, much better using the word knickers!

    Girls u still make me smile and I will be proudly wearing my *buttons* on the 19th. The PG rated ones as well as the R rated ones....

    x

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  17. Ladys I'm so very proud of you ...I would of love the unmentionable item to be presented to him but not for shock value or a gag so I applaud you ...Well done ... with that said let me tell you in the infamous words of my 11 yr old ..".being responsible sucks "
    one more time WELL DONE .....

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  18. Ditto what everyone else has said. I know if I were in Rob's shoes, and somebody presented me with a pair of boxers with my face on the front that made me look as though I were about to fellate (verb o' the day!)the wearer, it would make me uncomfortable. Very classy of you, and I hope he just appreciates you as examples of fans who DO know where to draw the line.

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  19. Thanks folks! And everyone who voted "yes" today and egged us on, we felt the exact same way until we REALLY thought about it - I was trying to figure out how to get out of serving a dinner to six couples at my house this weekend - plans I'd made MONTHS ago - so that I could go to NYC and be there maybe when the shit went down. I am sure that given how much we all love Robward, nobody really wants to see him in an awkward, genuinely uncomfortable position that's OUR fault. I would have voted "yes" at some point today, for sure...

    ok, time to take the poll down - thanks everyone for being the bested blog friends ever! you all rock and we [heart] y'all! : )

    veriword = "phifized" - we thought we were gonna take our undies and meet rpatts but the the whole fuckin' thing phifized out on us...

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  20. Bravo ladies. High class Twitards! (kinda an oxymoron...). ;)

    I totally hear ya! The underpantz are hilarious...an inside joke, something for us to laugh about and oogle at thanks to the talented Red Bella!!

    But...I'm glad you listened to the itty bitty voice inside your lovely Twitarded minds that said "nah...don't do it... keep it in the family."

    Love you gals even more now!!

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  21. I have sent an email to Stephanie Ritz Rob's Agent asking her to pass along our apologies for this fiasco and to warn Rob that something relating to the panties may be sprung on Rob during his interview. I just don't want to be the cause of any public humiliation for Rob. It's one thing for us to have giggles and shits over these, but another to creep him out over these.

    I set the email up to send a read receipt and I know that it has been read, I waiting to see if she will reply.

    These were intended as a joke and this has gone so viral it just isn't funny. I almost to the point that I regret making these. But what's done is done and eventually this craziness will die down and these will be forgotten.

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  22. I totally support you ladies. You made the right choice, very classy. It's very easy for me sitting on my couch to say "hey you should do it!!", but actually putting myself in your shoes ... I'd die (or like JJ poop myself).
    Don't worry, by Nov 19 this will all be a distant memory ....

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  23. You gals made the right decision. I didn't want to see that awkwardness on late night television. Thank you.

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  24. wait...
    There are R-rated Twitard buttons?!?! I'm waiting patiently for my PG one as we speak :)

    @RedBella - I hope you are NOT totally ashamed. You made a lot of people smile, giggle, pee their pants and have fun! Besides, you are incredibly talented :)

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  25. Excellent decision, ladies! I agree wholeheartedly and think you are better peeps for it (not that you weren't already the most awesomest bloggers out there).

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  26. I thought I knew where this was going...you were going to get your BIG BREAK! Twitarded was going to BLOW.UP. But hell I was shocked to see the turn of events!

    On the one hand, your reasoning is quite freaking thoughtful! You don't want RPattz to have an ugly shock moment on TV. How sweet! I'm quite suprised by your restraint, considering...

    I guess my instinct would've been to DO IT! Get my brand out there far and wide! Make some cashola in the process - quit the boring day job so I can stop faking it and blog FULL-TIME!

    I get that you want to remain the humble, f-bomb dropping, trailor pooping, FSE loving, panty lip making Twitards that you are. But can you not do that with the world watching? Hell, if anything you can take it even further! Shock the shit out of us for a laugh x10!

    Ladies, it's not "selling out" if you go big. It's calling living your dreams!!!!

    Now email that guy back and tell him he can have those damn panties for a few grand. Go on, do it...

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  27. I think you are making a good choice. You want to stand out to him for other reasons then having his face in the crotch of some panties! I think you ladies are doing the right thing and he will recognize that and probably thank you :) He does not seem like the kind of fellow who would be imune to embarassment and the panties might just turn him a million shades of red!!! Classy Move Ladies!!!

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  28. I have a feeling the panties are going to be brought up in some interview nevertheless, probably with accompanying picture, but I'm glad you guys are going to promote it. I don't think that poor boy is at a place to be laughing at that kind of thing. Yet.

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  29. I love you girls! While I had voted to let them borrow the panties, after reading your explaination I totally agree. I love this community and I would hate for it to be ruined and known as the panty girl blog.

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  30. Has hell frozen over? Twitarded and classy in the same sentence?

    I know this was not our usual post and I can't thank you all enough for your comments. I mean, ew, I'm actually getting sappy over here!!!

    I have to admit that we were totally blindsided by this. We had no idea it would go this far. And while we joke and curse and say terrible things on a regular basis we have always promised ourselves that we will be honest. Gross, but honest. And we just couldn't find it in ourselves to go through with this. So, thanks for understanding.

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  31. Good choice! I agree, once those things leave your hands, who knows how they would be presented. Mortifying Rob is definitely not what any of us want! Way to be classy (or as classy as any of us can be!).

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  32. Since I really have come to think of you guys as family, I would have supported either decision unconditionally.

    word ver: honat - Honat note, goodnight!

    Lisa

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  33. Hmmm...Yes in the long run, saying no was the best. We don't want our group to be known as the "crazy creeps". Picture the movie Carrie prom scene. Ahh! Don't go in the gym!

    I missed the vote, but peer pressure would have had me vote yes.

    Ladies,You can hold your heads up and say "ROBPATTZ maybe we'll show them to you when you get older." LOL

    ...sniffle, I so proud of you...sniffle

    @STY, I would have found a way to get out of that dinner too, and be on the way to NYC, until reality bit me in my big fat ass

    Ok,let's move on...what the number of days left...
    1 5 !! woo hoo

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  34. Sounds like you guys deserve a drink after that hard decision!

    Good call, ladies. I voted 'No' for pretty much the same reason. The undies were a gag gift... never meant to embarrass Rob. Which I'm sure was the intention of the producers.

    They may still discuss them in the interview, so I think it's incredibly classy that you contacted Rob's agent, Red_bella.

    Drinks all around!

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  35. yeh wont lie, i really wanted to see it happen, but i was hoping you 2 would be able to be there, not someone else doing it.

    but you've made a good argument against, and we don't want to make our darling rpatz uncomfortable!

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  36. Thank god you decided to not mention the unmentionables! I'm very proud of your maturity (but don't let it last too long).

    I don't think Jon Gosselin could have handled the media competition.

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  37. Way to go girls! You are really showing restraint and class. Makes me luv ya even more. Well done!

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  38. *hugs*
    I'm so proud of you Twitarded gals I'm starting to tear up.
    You two are the classiest trashiest gals online!:D

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  39. You should be proud of yourselves. I'm proud of you.

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  40. I'm so proud of you guys for NOT allowing the "underpantz" to be shown to RPattz. THANK YOU!!!

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  41. I think you guys rock! Your decision is a wise one - the poor guy has enough on his plate. The last thing he needs, with his paranoia, is to think that the women who pass him in streets, airports, hotels etc. may have his face planted in their lady bits....

    BUT!

    I had no idea the panties (ugh!) were your invention!

    Would you believe someone on the Canadian Weight Watchers board posted about them and wanted to know if I was going to buy them?

    I said even "I" wasn't that obessessed!

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  42. I would have totally voted yes, but after reading your explaination, I understand. I love this blog and know that the only people who really understand my love of Twilight are the people here. Maybe word will get back to Rob about how ya'll decided not to have a hand in helping embarass him on TV, and Twitarded will be rewarded.

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  43. *sigh of relief* I held my breath reading the beginning of this post. The only thing I could think was "Noooooooo". truly, i think it would have ruined everything we have here. You would have seen Rob get all ambushed and you would have felt bad. In turn, there would have been a fuckload of apologetic posts, one after the other after the other, for days on end. Then, it would start to get uncomfortable to even blog about the Precious. And without the Precious the blog would start to suffer, and then you would eventually move on to other things in life and then WHAT THE FUCK would *I* do with myself????? Cuz really, it's all about ME.

    :-)
    Love you girls!
    Veriword: gartr- as in" I want Beautiful Bastard to rip my panties from under my gartr belt"

    and FWIW- I used to hate "panties" but after BB, I have a whole new appreciation.

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  44. Aw heck I missed quite an uproar going to school today. I honestly don't know how I would have voted as this is the first I'm hearing about it. I wholeheartedly agree that you are two classy 'tards! And if he gets an apology message via his agent, I think that would be very cool. Just think, he may be in front of that interviewer like a sitting duck waiting to be ambushed but instead of being embarrassed he can just laugh it off saying, "yeah I know about that. Those girls have already apologized to me. ". It would totally take the wind out of their sails. Good call, Red Bella to give agent Stephanie the heads up.

    F Kat

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  45. Ok, you guys are awesome. Bottom line. I think we all know that our twitardedness is all in good fun. I find that you both crack me up daily and have been following you guys for some time now. I just enjoy you guys and I'm really taken back by how mature that was to turn down the tv station. I seriously and honestly heart you both!

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  46. i voted yes, but it was tough because i really wanted an indecisive third option - a "maybe, but only if the show would get the joke and not use it to freak him out" option.

    but you're right that they probably would've been used just to freak him out, so it's probably for the best. i hope you all get some good karmic retribution for your high-class decision!

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  47. You decided right! It is one thing to laugh about this in our Blogworld but shocking Rob by showing him the panties is something else.

    I'm glad you decided that way...

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  48. Well, I have to admit that, as with every Twi-related decision I ever make, I acted impulsively (hence why I think may have freaked my sister in law out slightly when she mentioned Twilight last night and I whipped out my complete collection of Vprinted A5 size Vanity Fair shots out and stuck them under her nose and also why I now have FSE AND FSJ to explain to Mr Stan when they arrive *sigh*)

    Anyway, so I voted yes - my brain, (mental age of about 13, obviously) just like you said at the beginning of the post, didn't see past you getting back something that he'd touched. Now I've read your post though, I completely agree with you. Good call and nice one Red Bella for the agent email.

    Dare I say this, you've all behaved very maturely *gasp*. Surely pantie-gate will blow over soon and immature business-as-usual can resume. Hopefully, in the meantime though Rob will reply to the agent email, thanking you all very much, and actually, secretly he finds them hilarious ;o).

    Ok, signing off. The electricity company are cutting off our supply for 8hrs today to do some maintenance (Bastards!). I'll be in a corner somewhere, clutching my lifeless laptop and rocking.

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  49. totally commendable answer ladies! I hear where you're coming from and when you say it like that, I totally agree. I wouldn't want Twitarded to be known for the unmentionables either. It should be known for the two most awesome women ever!!!

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  50. (ignore this, it wouldn't let me subscribe to updates with my last reply.)

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  51. RESPECT!!! Wow. Of course, I feel like an ass, because as soon as I saw on Twitter that you put a poll up, I scrambled over to vote "yes" and was all excited. Then I read the post and was like - DUH!!! How could I not see it that way?! No shit we can't let Rob get a face full of his face at an interview!

    Kudos and Karma and Blessings be upon you two for taking the high road. I completely agree with your logic. You DON'T want to be anything other than the leading ladies of Twitarded. Lead on and we will follow.

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  52. Great choice ladies. As amazing as the panties are Rob really doesn't need to have any more crazy thrust upon him...

    After seeing the pantie post and reading(parts of) it to my Edward crazed 3yo she did demand a pair of her own (minus the crotch lips) that she proudly wears daily to preschool!

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  53. *sniffles* I adore you both so much.

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  54. and they shall forever be know as underpanttz. that made me laugh so hard.
    on a more serious note...

    i am so proud to call you my friends, and i support you 100%!
    i am appalled at the thought of a show using these truly harmless gag gifts as a way to embarrass Rob, and thinking that either of you would want to be apart of such nasty behavior is despicable and gross. way grosser than edwards lips on your hooha.
    i mean srsly! its bad enough that the entire outside (of twitardia) world cant take a fuckin joke, but to think that any one of us twitards would be so malicious as to want to hurt someone we all adore...thats just fucked up. pooping in his trailer is one thing, but shoving underpanttz in his face is another!


    @Red Bella don't be ashamed. they are hilarious, as they were intended. and giving Robs management a heads up was VERY classy...yes you can make edward undies and still be classy.

    much love!

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  55. @Fezfactiry - you read Twitarded to your 3yo? *gasp* And here I thought I couldn't be more shocked than I was after reading this latest blog entry. :D

    Okay, back to the issue at hand. I too, like most, impulsively thought that you should say "yes", but after reading your post I think "no" is the only acceptable answer. No doubt, Rob already knows about them (and thus about you, *sigh*), and somewhere someone will present him with a picture of them. But, he'd probably be more than impressed knowing that you passed up on the opportunity to promote your blog big time in favour of him not getting embarrassed. Such an awesome move by you two Twitards. ;D

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  56. Word.

    WV:unker....hmmm. yep, let's unker down, there's a shitstorm a brewin'. natch.

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  57. Where I thought I just had a girl crush on you two....I have gone all gooey eyed lesbo now.
    I had a sinking feeling when I started reading this post because I was so afraid of the out-come before I finished reading.
    I am sorry I doubted your sense of class.
    I have and always have had twisted sense of humor and no brain-to-mouth filter and I feel very at home here because of it but to present the "drawers" (notice the artful dodging of the p word lol) to Rob would just be disrespectful. Kindof skeevie like the way I feel if I watch paparazzi vids of him where they are blocking his way or screaming at him.
    Thanks for being you!
    sorry about the length of this

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  58. Oh, I almost fucking forgot..."Hot DAMN I've found my people!! WOOO!!!"
    wv:slowerh....yeah, that's what he said...

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  59. Really classy decision and the best one after thinking about it. I think Rob should send you an autographed photo especially for warning him of it and the profuse apologies you have been posting. After all, you adore him or the undzzies would have never come into existence. After all, who would think to take FSE to a party because you adore him so. Even though the blog is really fun and gets rowdy, he should appreciate the Twifanfervor that we all have for him. After all, without fans, what movie or star can be. successful.

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  60. i fully support your decision and believe it was the right choice. for as much as we joke about needing sham-wow panties when looking pictures of Robward with even a little happy trail showing, or our jawgasms and hand porn, if it were me there is no way in hell that i'd want to contribute to anything that might make his life a little harder than it already is or put him on the spot (despite my selfish desires to see him blush cause i think it's so damn cute!).

    @red_bella- please don't be ashamed for making the panties! they truly are the essence of our beloved home/twitarded and the decision to NOT have them rented out just shows the nature in which they were intended.

    i love you guys and good for you!!!! :)

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  61. Girls, good decision. truly. As a true Twilight/Rob fans would have done you saved our baby from embarrasment and am so proud to call myself a twitard.

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  62. <3 to you JJ & STY! You too Red_Bella!
    So made the right choice. Who the hell knows what they really would have done with them.

    VW "CLANIXES" I needed to grap a 'clanixes' after this little love fest. <3 to Twitardia!

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  63. Just FYI, had I read this when the poll was up, I'd voted NO!!!

    <3

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  64. You are so right not to do the knickers thing ladies, I mean I bet Mr P looks very sweet when he blushes but we don't want to look any crazier than we are! I get rolled eyes and gagging noises because I have a calendar and stuff of him at work ( my boys moan when they see him, I moan too but its a different kinda thing haha)Any way i just want to say I wish there was a UK version of Twitarded, not that I don't love you people, I mean I am no longer alone in my Robsession, it's just that you're half way across the world.
    Have you seen the pics from Italian VF, yum, there's this one where Mr P is lying on his stomach and his shirt has gotten pushed up at the back and just a certain amount of naked flesh is showing and I soooooooooo want to kiss that flesh lol, oh my, I need a lie down hahaha, it's all getting too much. Time off work means idle googlingness of Mr P's delectabilty. I am so sad!!!! Keep on Twitarding ladies, I am converting Brits to this site as I type!!!!

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  65. Ok, I'm just starting to read this post now and I have to say I HATE time zones!!! Argh!!! And I hate being twitter impaired!

    Now that I got that out of my chest, back to the post!

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  66. I would agree about your decision on the underpantz. I voted No.

    I read in the HB that he does "google" himself so Im sure he was aware of the shit storm that was brewing about them....

    Thanks STY and JJ for all the laughs, gaffs and giggles.

    <3 you

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  67. I voted yes, but it was purely lust driven. You guys made the right choice, and I am proud.
    I guess it just seemed natural to me to have the boy in my pants, but I guess it may be a bit akward for him!! Luv u Rob!!

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  68. Ok, finish reading.

    My first thought was that they would ruin or never return the panties to you again!

    I have to say that I could see you waving from the audience, with your twitarded t-shirts, at RP.
    But I think your decision is the wisest. It agrees with the all give Robert Pattinson a little space/respect that's been repeat throught other posts and with the all Twitarded spirit.

    So, no showing him no panties unless he comes to the Twitard-con 2010!
    (ahem, this sounds kind of dirty, doesn't it?)

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  69. P.S.: I'm adding some (or all) of you ladies to my twitter account so I can follow up conversations a bit better. I hope you don't mind.
    For the moment I only have STY and JJ and it gets confusing. Well, twitter in general confuses me.

    Is there a "add all Twitarded sis" button in there that I missed? (I hate not understanding twitter)

    Kisses.
    Selene.

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  70. The pantz are awesome as hell, but I totally think you did the right thing. You girls ROCK!!!

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  71. *clap, clap* Like most of the other "twitards" on here, I voted yes and was all about it, more excited for the fact that you would have something that RPattz actually touched!

    After reading your post and getting the scoop that they wanted to "shock-factor" and basically humiliate our man on national TV - I wholeheartedly agree with you in wanting no part of that - your love for him and all things Twilight related, which spreads our love of it - would not make you innocent bystanders anymore, just doing this for fun.

    So good final choice ladies - we are all behind you! So let's put OUR big girl panties back on and get back to business of "twitarded"ness!

    PS - are you ever going to tell us what show it was?

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  72. @Selene - Sign me up for a Twitter class, too! All I ever end up doing is hitting refresh on the RSS Feeds when I remember to check them. Not sure why I find it so intimidating.

    Lisa

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  73. Sorry for writing again but after reading all the comments I'm just thinking, like most have said, that they're going to show him pictures of the undies, for sure.
    But, could they copy and make one themselves?
    I have to say this though scares me because it would take things really out of context. And how to prove it's not the ones Red Bella made? Sorry but I had to get this out of my mind.

    @Red Bella: don't regret making them. They are funny.
    Non-twitarded people just need to get a sense of humor or get the hell out of this blog and of Twitarded-business!

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  74. @Lisa: I'll keep you posted in what I can figure out. For the time being I just look at it like it's a big scary monster that I'm trying to kill with a chopstick!

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  75. @Selene - if you go and look at the folks following JJ and me, you should find a lot of the people here who are on Twitter (and some other fun people, too!).

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  76. @STY: Thanks! Your my guru. *bowing*

    If I had anyone that does want to, please, please tell me.

    Kisses.

    Lisa, I'll be looking for you!

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  77. @Selene - You'll find me as sprtzmom1721 (usually sign posts with my real name, Lisa).

    @STY - I always see the usual suspects tweeting back and forth with you and JJ; always assumed that you needed to be following me in order for me to jump in and comment. I'm sure I just need to spend some time with the "Help" or "About" info on Twitter, but I'm getting zero done in RL as it is ;)

    Lisa

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  78. First things first, I applaud you chicks for not giving them the panties and being 'those fans' that totally freak out our awkward rpattz... he's got enough issues to work out without the knowledge of knowing his fabric lips may or may not be pressed against your junk on 11/20 lol.

    Secondly, I am one of those chicks that randomly stumbled on to your blog a few months back while at work doing my daily rpattz mid-day internet searching. It took reading ONE blog from you ladies to realize that I really did find my peeps here! I look forward to my coffee and twitard blog reading every morning. I literally don't do ANY work, at work, until I've read what you chicks have been up to in this twitarded world that we're all a part of now.

    So congrats on being the classy chicks that you are, and thanks for putting this together and bringing so many of us together, and giving me something to look forward to when I'm walking into the doors of work every morning!

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  79. gDAMNIT all these comments already - had to spend 10 minutes to find the "post a comment" link! hahaha

    okok - so, we at WTForks think you guys - er ladies - made the right decision, i'm always weary of coming through the wrong way, especially knowing that i'm perfectly sane (outside my twilight obsession) and still want to be bff's with jackson and kristen... and maybe MAAAAYBE nikki too. (can't be bff's with rob, because he's like my future lover).

    ANYWAY - congrats and keep it up ladies!

    xoxo,

    WTForks

    (its yoshi by the way hehehe)

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  80. @Lisa: I've added you to the people I'm following :) Apparently I was the first *blushing*
    You need to follow people to see what they're saying, this much I've figured out. But now I get a all bunch of messages and get lost in the information.. *sigh*

    I'm feeling stupid, honestly I am.

    Rando note: here it's 13h30. I just noticed that at Twitarded headquarters is 8H30... So, good morning to you. I'm going to lunch :)

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  81. Kudos to you JJ and STY! I'm glad that Rob won't have to die a little on the inside if he were to be presented with The Pantz unexpectedly.

    Love you bitches!!!!

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  82. @Selene - I just logged on to twitter and, yes, you are my lone follower. LMAO! Awhile back I had a couple of people show up as followers but I didn't know who the hell they were, which freaked me out a little bit, so I deleted them. (Sorry if you were Twitards!) At any rate, I signed up to follow you, too. No clue where we're going, though, so you'll have to lead ;)

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  83. Lovely lovely ladies,

    I voted yes, because i thought he would most likely already know about them - so no shock factor on TV show. And would hopefully find them funny so - yay factor. and you would be able to bargain your way into meeting him - trading the pants for hellos with Rpattz. Swoon factor.

    I'm sure he'll hear of them anyway and hopefully find them funny.

    BUT - Totally respect your decision, and actually your action since (Red Bella's email and your response to the tv show) just makes you look really forking cool and classy! How cool are you?! Just when i thought you couldn't get any cooler.

    Big BIG rrrrrespect and love to you STY, JJ and RB.

    We at twipnotized are still planning to get the rpattz toilet seat made by the way (with his face on the seat, not the lid.. snicker) It's very poor taste and makes us chuckle a little bit too much.

    http://twipnotized.blogspot.com/2009/10/httpswwwbuckmerccomdeptaspid59.html


    And TWITARD-CON 2010? Sorry if you've responded elsewhere already but how/when/where?

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  84. Congrats on your decision. I am left wondering if it was Late Night or Regis and Kelly that were after the pants. His agent better be a tough broad and insist that they don't even mention it.

    I agree that handing them over to embarrass our precious is just plain wrong. I don't even think he would have touched them and maybe you wouldn't get them back!

    On the plus side, if all is right with the world, you two deserve some kind of shout-out from RPattz for being classy in all this and not using it for your "15 minutes of fame." Some *itches would be riding this all over the tabloid tv bandwagaon. I have told you before, he has to know about his blog; if not before, he certainly does now!!! SQEEEEEEEE!

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  85. First response was give them to him, then when I realized the probable ramifications of the scenario, I agree with you NOT letting them "fall into someone else's hands" (so to speak).
    Now if Rob knew of them and asked to see them and not be on national TV and then Youtube, that would be a different case.
    Thanks for NOT making Mr Rpatz any more uncomfortable with his celebrity

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  86. Good for you guys, for reals - the temptation of owning/wearing a pear of "underpattz" that have been touched by the the sparkley one himself, might've been too much for me to resist ;)
    - Loraell
    FOURTEEN DAYS!!!

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  87. Good choice....I raise my glass to you!! Twitards are not class-less!!!!

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  88. @ Selene - I've been thinking about that, too. Yes, I'm sure someone could have made a pair of the underwear to give to RPattz on a show. Unfortunately, it's out of our hands. We've tried to control this as much as possible but... people are going to do what they want to do.

    As for everyone who voted yes - please please PLEASE don't feel bad. To be fair, my first thought was "fuck yeah!" when we first got the email so I wouldn't worry too much about it.

    You guys are the bestest readers ever! I totally heart this crazy community of bitches. Muhwa!!

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  89. WTG Girls!!! A very classy move!! I love to read of your fun every day and am so happy your love for Twilight and Rob is not a joke that would allow you to mortify poor Rob on TV.

    xoxo

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  90. Excellent choice ladies. That was my vote for the exact reasons you posted in ur blog.

    I heart you both and everyone else here!

    VW: Semish
    "PP's on national TV makes me semish."

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  91. You totally made the right decision. I couldn't have done it, but you girls are better than I am, heh.

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  92. well done ladies!! ;)

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  93. First of all..

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My electric's back on. Not sure if anyone noticed me standing in the corner of the toddler group this morning checking my emails on my phone and laughing at you all on this thread. Also, I'm pretty sure that nobody noticed my eyes glaze over with visions of Rob as they started singing 'Row, row, row your boat' ;o).

    @ nebilet I know what you mean about lack of Brits on here, I get quite jealous when people start talking about meeting up and things on here. I also hate the time difference (although I love getting up to a new post every morning :o)). Anyway, that's three of us now, you, me & Becky. I bet there's a load lurking too - come out, come out wherever you are Brits! LOL xx

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  94. And this is why I heart you so♥♥♥

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  95. Good choice. Your loyal readers are behind you 100%. We love you guys!

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  96. I will also add a Brava, good choice! I think as it was meant as a fun thing for a fan, and not a gross thing about Robert (I know that makes sense to you guys even if it doesn't really make sense) you did the right thing to back up that intent.

    If he gets confronted with the picture, yes, that's a bit awkward, but, you're on the record as saying, no, that's not what they were about, and we chose to not participate in that situation.

    It gives you a leg to stand on when you say sorry it got so big and was taken so wrong.

    It gives credibility when you say it was a joke, and yes, I agree 100%, you never want any part of setting someone up to feel bad or awkward on purpose.

    I love you guys!

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  97. You guys ROCK! I am so glad that you chose to take the high road about this. It makes me love you all the more.

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  98. and yes, agree with the fleeting thought of how cool would that be to be the owner of something you could tivo or tape the precious with on the show, maybe see him touch, and then be able to frame when it comes back... tempting, but, again, right choices were made when you snap out of that 5 second fantasy...

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  99. I'm so proud of you gals. {hugs} Tough decision -- but the right one. :)

    I've been lurking around here forever, but never really comment -- but I'm definitely proud to say "Hot DAMN I've found my people!!"

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  100. Good choice ladies. I have nothing but respect for this.

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  101. I'm seriously impressed by your decision, and proud to be a Twitard follower right now. You girls are worthy of all the accolades you're getting here. You, too, Red Bella! Don't be ashamed. Those panttz are funny as hell. Team Twitarded!!

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  103. Good choice ladies. I breathed a sigh of relief to see you declined the offer. Like a proud mother, I would have supported any decision you made, but I was worried that the whole thing would snowball into something really ugly. Like "STY, JJ, and Red Bella arrested for stalking most beautiful man in the world", or even worse "Twitarded girls are so famous they can't manage their blog anymore". Yikes! Now that it's over, I'm dying to know what show it was. Any hints? Pretty please? Pretty please with RPattz on top?

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  104. So would you still consider going on Ellen YOURSELVES and being interviewed about the "underpanttz" WITH Rob?

    That would allow you some control along with meeting him and being on national TV!

    Purty please???

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  105. You guys rock!! I also voted yes in the poll, but that was before I really thought the whole thing through. You're absolutely right that we don't want to do anything that would embarrass Rob or make him feel bad. While I have no doubt that he has a great sense of humor, it would have been really awkward for him. I'm proud to be a resident of Twitardia.

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  106. I think it's great you guys decided not to lend the panties. I have to say when I first read the post about these panties I thought it was funny, though a little disturbing. Still, I never thought people would make such a big deal out of it! But I think you made the right decision. Robert already feels really uncomfortable at those interviews, I would feel really bad with his embarrassment if he actually saw the panties with his face on it.

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  107. @sprtzmom1721/anyone else - all you have to do on twitter for us to see something is start it @JennyJerkface and/or @SnarkierThanYou - that's it! You don't need to be following us or vice-versa. [i wish i could follow EVERYONE but then all the messages just get lost in the shuffle!]

    : )

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  108. Well done ladies! I too have found my people on this blog and am glad you decided to decline the invite.
    I agree with you that once they were out of your hands, control was gone. I laughed myself silly the first time I saw the undies on here but then unlike others, I have a sense of humor. I totally support your decision on this.

    @red_bella, do NOT be ashamed of making them, they were funny as hell. Great idea giving his agent a heads up. Hopefully, they will fully prep him and he does seem to have a bit a naughty sense of humor so hopefully he'll react in that vibe.

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  109. So very impressed with you ladies & your decision. Nicely done. Hold your heads up high, you def made the right decision. Heart you both hard! :)

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  110. JJ @ STY - Love the RPatz knickers. Don't love media taking advantage of a situation to get ratings or to be water cooler topics the next morning. I agree w/ your decision to keep his lips to yourselves, normally however I would call you selfish bitches for that. In this case, you are protecting the precious and that is commendable.

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  111. @ Red Bella - life w/ regrets is not really a life at all. What you did was craft a really great one of a kind item for 2 crazy broads that would get the biggest kick out of them. In turn, they showed us Twitards some love and shared the pictures w/ us and it MADE are fucking day!! I laughed, I cried, I died. With a fat smile on my face.

    It is the asshats and crusty whisker biscuits that should feel regret over taking something fun and silly and making it into Ew, Gross and Pervert. I still don't understand what is wrong with being a perv, I love my pervy life but that is a comment for another time.

    Red Bella, you my dear are a Goddess among the Twitards. Screw the nay sayers. = )

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  112. Nice! I agree with you JJ & STY!

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  113. I am so proud of you guys! You need that PSA music "The more you know..." to go along with this blog! *Standing Ovation*

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  114. @Amy D: crusty whisker biscuits - bwahahahahahaha

    Yes, Red Bella, do not regret the brilliance of the underpanttz. All these whining wankers only wish they could be that clever.

    Verification word: diadho. I'll be proud to say I died a ho.

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  115. Knee-jerk reaction= hell yes!!

    Well thought-out, mature, respectful and awesome Rpattz fan reaction = your decision to say no.

    You may not get to meet Rob but you have your dignity and a loyal following who believe you girls did the right thing.

    However, never forget, Rob-knickers TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY HILARIOUS!! You made many people laugh their as##s off!!

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  116. @AmyD- haha, brilliant modifier to the already genius "whiskey biscuit".

    Message to the three Brits who have stepped forward: Yeah, if you could make sure your accent comes through in your writing "fur us 'mericans" that would be just lovely. As Banshee previously noted we "tend to get all wet over the sound of an English accent" (lol, I thought that was very funny btw. ). Personally I get a little thrill out of "wanker" "knickers" and "bloody". That's the extent of my "English vocab."

    F Kat

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  117. @F Kat, will do my best to meet your request, although I'll start on the next topic seeing as I've already had my say on the bloody wankers who dissed the Rob knickers, silly buggers. I can always manage to find something to say, even if it is a load of old bollocks ;o)
    xx

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  118. @Stan LMAO It sounds so much better when YOU say it, in that jolly accent of yours :-)

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  119. If you're sick of saying panties, you can just call them the Underpatz (get it?...like underpants but with RPatz?...Underpatz...cue drums at any time...no, not so much?...damnit) :)

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  120. Hi again to all the Brits out there, I would truly love to be able to figure out twitter and follow you all JJ and STY, etc but I like Selene am twitter impaired, I can do facebook (beams @ her expertise) so if anyone would like to chat on FB who is also Robsessed or who would like to email while I try to understand twitter then pls mail me on lilmisssunshine_1@hotmail.com you can also find my FB page through that.

    To F Kat I think I have used bloody and knickers a few times, I love the americans for loving our brit accents. When I was on my summer hols in Florida it was quite amusing to be asked say something else, anything, say fart, say cheers, say guv'nor. I had a fantastic time and will be back to Briterate the lovely ppl of Florida and Clearwater again, hopefully soon cos I miss it so (sob). Hey maybe I could go to LA and see Rob, wonder how hubby would like that or maybe go on a Twilight holiday (warming to theme now) bet he won't like Forks much though, not enough sun for him. Hmmm knowing my luck Rob would be having his hols in dear old blightly visiting famiy and friends. Don't think hubby would fancy a Rob stalking holiday nor my sons :0( They just don't get the Robtasticness of Robert....sigh, think I will go look a VF pics again and watch the video....droooooooollllllllllll

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  121. Hm ok, I have figured out how to follow ppl on Twitter, I don't think I have written anthing yet though (so confused) Stan, are you on Twitter or FB? Help, even some of friends are getting tired of my Rob talk....(what to do, what to do) Thinking ask yourself "What would Robert do?" LOL sorry just thought to myself, hmm what would I do to Robert but thats heading off into full blown porno....Where was I, lost in the Robertness again. Er oh yeah so anyway I have 1 failthful Rob friend who is just as in lust as me so that's not too bad but I need more. At least while I'm off work I can come on here...the joy of torn tendons but not of one handed typing!!!!

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  122. @Stan- hee hee. I'm sittin in my car giggling! ;)
    I just tried to get the new Vanity Fair. WHY doesn't our Barnes and Noble have it? I'm not THAT far from LA. (of course I didn't actually ask anyone so I could have missed it.)

    F Kat

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  123. @nebilet - aw you guys got me all giddy and gushing. Why didn't I marry an Englishman so I could hear it everyday? Oh yeah. Don't know any. Thanks for obliging. :D

    F Kat

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  124. I'm proud of you two for bowing out on loaning out the undies. The Precious would probably die of embarrassment and we certainly don't want that!!! He has enough crap and mullets in his life! Twitarded is a class act, ladies. That's why you have so many followers! May the Pattz be with you (dontcha love the Star Wars reference?)!

    veri word: sugra - obvi blogger can't spell "sugar!"

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  125. 100% support your choice. How could anyone want to do that to poor Rob???

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  126. I so agree with the vast majority of commenters here, esp @bookgirl20 "I am beyond elated that I stumbled upon a bunch of crazy people who [also] have the restraint, insight and balls to take a stand about something important to them even when the possibility of meeting The Precious hangs in the balance."

    HUGE admiration for your decision and good thinking!!

    And AHAHAHAHHA my Word Veri=cletori!!! Oh lordypants, that one hits itself out of the park.

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  127. @nebilet Yay, more Brits! and I thought I was the only one. No I know you and Stan!! Whats your twitter id?

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  128. @wordydoodles
    re: your W/V: cletori....um is that like a twitardy plurality???

    JJ/STY-your site gets the best word verifs. I know it's all supposed to be random, but do you think some nerdy tech is just messing with us? Hahaha

    F Kat

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  129. You're smart ladies. You removed your inner fangirl from the situation and thought it out like rational adults. (A difficult thing to do in Twitardia)

    In a way, I think it's sweet that you would rather respect Rob by not presenting him with somthing that would render him speechless. You know how unconfortable he gets in a crowd. You gals wouldnt want to be the people that caused an anxiety attack on live television. Though Id pay money to see that.

    I am positive, however, that it will be mentioned. Ellen presented him with "Bite me" undies last year...I wonder if it was her?

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  130. I am in totes agreement! How could you ever blog again knowing that RPatzz thinks you are in the same category of The Crazy Mentally Disturbed Cougar STalkers?? You'd lose your Bloggy enthusiasm - and That. Just. Can't Happen. No. Fucking. Way.
    I do agree with others that someone will show him a pic though..whether from ur website or elsewhere. so you might want to go back and put some gx in ur panty pics that say ..so so wrong or whatever.so at a glance he knows you aren't as pathetic (as u really are :)

    OK..Love my Classy Crazy Twitards!

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  131. Late chime in here. I leave the internets for 24 hours and all hell breaks loose...sheesh! Well, for what it is worth I totally think you made the right decision which just goes to prove, once again, that you two are our righteous fearless leaders.

    Oh, and FTR, I have always hated the word "panties"...good riddance.

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  132. @F-Kat I've been wondering about those word verifs too. There must be a special button someone pushes that says "Dirty Slutty Pattz Whores Wv's for Twitards". I feel so special, don't you?

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  133. InterventionRejectionNovember 5, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    Wow! 133 comments?!

    I'm sort of glad that others won't be coming here to gawk at our Twitardeness.

    I do think he would have had a good laugh. The "others" (nonTwitards)? not so much.

    Good call, JJ & STY. :)

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  134. Even though I missed the voting my initial reaction was hell yeah! but after reading your post, I agree with you classy Twitards.

    BTW is it bad that I really really wanna know what show asked for them?

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  135. I'm not the least bit surprised you two refused to pounce RPattz with the pantz. The reason I read this blog is because it has more to than simple papz photos and drool. There's poop and sarcasm too -- in other words, SUBSTANCE. Every night I fall asleep with Twitarded giggles and squees. Thanks for the dedication and integrity!

    WV: rompunf -- I'd love to have a romp-un-f with Robward. MMMMmmmmmmm

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  136. I think you guys made the right choice, but I've gotta admit my first reaction was DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT!!!!! I do think he'd see the funny side, but there's a difference between seeing pics of something and having them shoved in your face...hehe.

    @RedBella: Don't feel bad. You rock. It was a joke (a really fucking funny one, too) that got blown out of proportion by a bunch of prudey bitches. You have nothing to apologize for. Good call on the letter to his agent, btw.

    @stan, becky and nebilet: At least there are three of you! I'm the only Irish Twitard :( I'm so alone...*sniffle*

    @Fkat: I still think you 'mericans are ridiculous about accents. :)

    Veri-word: poonforp. You've got to be kidding me...

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  137. YES!! I have definitely found MY people!! You guys are freaking awesome! I've been lurking since long before pantygate and I think you are hilarious! And I totes respect your decision. That would make for one srsly awkward moment - and it would make us look soooo much crazier and more unstable than we actually are.

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  138. @Banshee713 - you're more than welcome to join us, we don't need a passport to see you, that has to count for something! x

    VW - muliti - the way k-stew's hair is still looking

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  139. @ F-Kat; UGH effing Barnes & Noble doesn't have them up in Seattle either!! What part of HITS THE STANDS 11/4 is difficult for these retailers to understand?? Not open the box on 11/4 and elderly shuffle them out to the public around 11/9.... KILLING ME.

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  140. @stan: Aw, thanks! Just as well I don't need a passport for the UK, cos I can't find my EU one...shite.

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  141. Ladies, I did adore you before, but after reading this blog, I adore you even more. Great decision! It`s astonishing how far the whole thing has been gone. I just found a pic of these panties in an Austrian TV-magazine (line: Who wants to have Edward hear himself wears the lovely vampire on his underwear.) Sometimes the whole internet thing can be frightening. But I love your site and I´m proud being a member of Twitardia.

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  142. I know that I say this all the time, but I really mean it: I LURV YOU GUYS!!!

    Thanks for supporting us in our madness AND in our rare moments of sanity--equally. We're as proud of you Klassy dames as you are of us, believe me! [that's right - classy with a capital "K" - ya'll earned it!]

    And I am totally stealing "crusty whisker biscuits" - lol!

    : )

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  143. Banshee-I don't know why but I am so ROTFLMAO over your word verif. "poonforp". Oh my!

    I don't know why those English accents make me all tickly inside. :). I think Irish accents are cute too. I once had clients who were a little, old Irish couple with the cutest Irish brogue. Looked like a couple of leprechauns across my desk. I really wanted to pinch their cheeks and go "awwwwwwww". (I didn't!)

    F Kat

    W/V: urgam.....I think that one's missing the "s"

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  144. I totally support and agree with your decision. I think you're absolutely right that the undies would just used for the shock/embarrassment value. Y'all rock. Much <3

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  145. Hi! Recent Lurker, first time poster :)

    I completely and sincerely understand what you are saying. You ladies are one of my places to go when I need a dirty Twilight fix. I do not want to see your names or your blog thrown about on TV and in the rags. This is too much fun for me, and I don't want it ruined. So there.

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  146. JJ & STY- have your numbers skyrocked since the explosion of UnderPAnTTZgate? It sure seems like we have a lot more friends these days. :D Credit your total Klassiness with a capital K.

    Fkat

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  147. i'd like to say wtg ladies! i'm one of the newbies turned on to you by my great friend! haha! love the blog!

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  148. Holy cock goblins are there a lot of comments!

    To all the newbies - WELCOME!! Leave your filters at the door and feel free to spew, laugh, and just plain enjoy! At the end of the day, I don't STY and I can really regret anything that's happened because we have such an amazing groups of folks here.

    You guys are fucking awesome. Plain and simple.

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  149. After reading your explanation, I totally agree! You don't want to be "those girls". I have to say that I am excited that you were able to get a hold of Red Bella and she was able to help you make up your mind :p I love Red Bella, her crazy ass is a trip!!

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  150. Just asked my husband his "outside" ("The Others"?) opinion about the undy presentation on late night: funny or freaky?

    His response:

    "Keep your Twi-perversion pure among those who can laugh about it and see it as funny."

    He laughed when I showed him a picture. He's not an "Other" afterall. He just might be a keeper--at least until Rob knocks at my window.

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  151. Thank God! I totally agree with your decision. I think it would have been totally tacky and creepy to present them to Rob. However, I do like them and wish I had a pair but that's neither here nor there.

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  152. Hey JJ and STY,

    my admiration level for you both just went from "best and funniest chicks eva" to "the chicks that rule my world"! Seriously girls, behind all your profanities and incredible sense oh humor and although you keep denying it, lye two honorable scout girls! I love you for that. I really admire that you do not want to capitalize on something so dear to all of us and do not want to shock the boy we love into an awkward stunned boy on National TV. I voted NO on your poll, but thought you would go through with it, coz you are kind of wild (in a very good kinda of way) but you blew me away that you didn't! Thank you, I personally believe that it's our kinky fantasy world and if we let the object of our affection know about it, he firstly wouldn't get it out of context and secondly the whole fantasy and kinkiness would go away.
    Love and enormous respect Alex

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  153. JJ and STY, 1st - I am too lazy to read 115 comments, so sorry if I repeat

    2nd - good for you gals. I think they are funny in a "confined" (though I realize they are really out there now) community of people who realize they are a joke, and who cross all sorts of unrelated lines (i.e. the disturbing, yet hilarious captions for that wolf picture)- but to actually give them to someone who makes sure to mention in every interview how he hates not being able to go anywhere without being attacked - it would cross a line. Could he take it in stride? Probably. But letting his family escape the awkward of seeing their son/brother/whatever - priceless.

    ... I gave in to at least skimming the other messages and saw a lot responding to Red Bella - so I scrolled WAY up to see what she wrote...

    @Red Bella - good for you too, taking the initiative to give him a heads up. The internet is a crazy place - you had no way of knowing how it would explode. Inside joke to insanity in a matter of seconds...

    It's too bad that despite JJ and STY turning them down, they probably will still find a way to share it with him, but I'm glad all of you ladies had the mindset that he's a real person and nobody should have to talk about underwear with their face on it in front of possibly millions.

    Thanks girls.

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  154. @F-Kat: you hit it exactly- cletori=twitarded plurality!

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  155. @WordyDoodle-haha is it clever or pathetic that we amuse ourselves with our own word verifs. :D

    Fkat

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  156. At the risk of sounding stupid ( not for the first or last time i am sure!), what the fuck is a Veri-Word !!!

    Aahhh, and as I scroll down, its suddenly all becomes clear. I am stupid! Lol.

    vw- wordsplw

    obviously i would get a crap one!

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  157. @Becky - PMSL

    And OMG, my VW is a gift to this topic LMAO!

    falic!

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  158. @stan

    I know, what am i like! I was ging to delete my post then thought wtf, might aswell share!

    But look at the word you got, bloody typical. I bet I get another shit one after this!

    mm - plerial

    not nearly as funny as falic!

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  159. Hi Becky and Stan if you're on Twitter my name is SarahAddwasMc just been looking at VF pics again, swoon.....just love that man lol

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  160. *clap clap clap* you ladies rule. As usual. The underpants are fucking funny but the last thing Rob needs is an avoidable embarrassing fan moment.
    You are everything that's good about the fandom.

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  161. Thanks Stan for the FFFW info! never been there before. thx sweets

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  162. There are two kinds of fans: boosters and boasters. The first genuinely support the object of their devotion. The second may talk the talk but underneath it all they're actually aiming for reflected glory. Some start out as boosters only to jump the shark and reveal themselves as boasters. Example of the second: PissedOffPossumPerson with her "palsied chicken" witticism and people who "give" something to the adored one, only to mount a frenzied campaign for validation that requires him to do something in return. I start giggling at your banner and by the time I've made it thru the blog I'm hysterical. Still I waited to see what would happen when your own shark-jumping opportunity arose, and it just did. I want Rob to see the p*****s as well, and of course, he will, but not in a situation that would put him on the spot in a highly public forum. You took the high road. I salute you and will henceforth sing your praises to anyone tone-deaf enough to put up with me.

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  163. Ladies, I just saw this (I saw the twittering a few days ago but I was in NaNo hell) and I'm happy you took the high road. You're right that no good would have come from it. Still, those panties are freaking hysterical!!!

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  164. you're at 165 comments so I doubt you'll even get to this one, but I have to say well-played, girls. CLASS ACT. You can be snarky & jerky all you want, but everyone here that comments regularly KNOWS you're hilariously classy. And now Popular Late Night Television show knows that too. (this goes for you, too RED BELLA!) I'm proud to be associated with yall, and even more so now. The pantaloons were hilarious, done in great fun & with great talent. But to actually blindside Rob (King of AwkWARD as it is) would just be beyond painful to watch. And then you'd be known as Those Girls. These are much sexier than Pattinson Pants Lady (MUCH!) but you'd (and all of us, really) have been lumped in with her as a Twi-Crazy. And while we all ARE Twi-crazy, we're not THAT brand of crazy.

    Hope JJ has unclenched :) Love you ladies. Well DONE.

    xo

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  165. Heck after way too many comments I decided to leave my own.
    Being one who discovered this crazily funny blog through the panties I have to say they are really great...but poor Robert has no need to see them live, it would have benn so embarassing!!

    Congrats on making the right choice!!

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  166. I'm with Anntastic23 (also too lazy to read all comments), well done ladies, class act indeed.

    @Stan - pantygate = awesome!

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  167. There are two kinds of fans: boosters and boasters. The first genuinely support the object of their devotion. The second may talk the talk but underneath it all they're actually aiming for reflected glory. Some start out as boosters only to jump the shark and reveal themselves as boasters. Example of the second: PissedOffPossumPerson with her "palsied chicken" witticism and people who "give" something to the adored one, only to mount a frenzied campaign for validation that requires him to do something in return. I start giggling at your banner and by the time I've made it thru the blog I'm hysterical. Still I waited to see what would happen when your own shark-jumping opportunity arose, and it just did. I want Rob to see the p*****s as well, and of course, he will, but not in a situation that would put him on the spot in a highly public forum. You took the high road. I salute you and will henceforth sing your praises to anyone tone-deaf enough to put up with me.

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  168. Heck after way too many comments I decided to leave my own.
    Being one who discovered this crazily funny blog through the panties I have to say they are really great...but poor Robert has no need to see them live, it would have benn so embarassing!!

    Congrats on making the right choice!!

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  169. Ladies, I just saw this (I saw the twittering a few days ago but I was in NaNo hell) and I'm happy you took the high road. You're right that no good would have come from it. Still, those panties are freaking hysterical!!!

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  170. InterjectionRejectApril 29, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    Just asked my husband his "outside" ("The Others"?) opinion about the undy presentation on late night: funny or freaky?

    His response:

    "Keep your Twi-perversion pure among those who can laugh about it and see it as funny."

    He laughed when I showed him a picture. He's not an "Other" afterall. He just might be a keeper--at least until Rob knocks at my window.

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  171. Thank God! I totally agree with your decision. I think it would have been totally tacky and creepy to present them to Rob. However, I do like them and wish I had a pair but that's neither here nor there.

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