As those of you who have been following along [um, and that's probably ALL of you! and us, too!] know, there are gobs of new pictures out there in the last few weeks - more than making up for The Great Robert Pattinson Drought of Late Summer '09, imho...
I was haunting YouTube this morning, trying to look through my fingers horror-movie-watching-style to avoid spoiler-y stuff, and I found THIS gem - a nice compilation of hobolicious Rob from the premiere somewhere that's not here (I am sorry but I can't keep up - is it bad that I only know which is which by the dress Kristen was wearing at the time? Yes that's bad... forgive me...). Anyway, please enjoy!
I also found THIS awesome vid in my in-box! Note: we are hopelessly, hopelessly behind on email... and we have a lot of buttons to mail out this weekend, so I don't see us catching up any time soon - we're sorry in advance for not being better about getting back to people! JJ and I have discussed it and we need clones. If anyone can help us out here and point us in the right direction, we'd really appreaciate it - thx.
Anyhoo, Honolulu Girl from True Blood Twilight did this James-Bond inspired vid - and it's a little steamy! I swear Twilight is going to make me start smoking again... [fans self...] p.s. Nice title, HG - way to call it like you see it - lol!
AAAAANNNDDDD we still want you to donate to the Peter Facinelli/Alex's Lemonade Stand kitty if you haven't already! I know that not everyone can contribute - and that's ok - but if you have a few extra bucks - one extra buck, even - to chip in, we'd love to have your support! Don't make me post videos that will make you cry here (um, I called JJ earlier bawling my eyes out, so I have this easily in my power!). Thank you to everyone who has already contributed!! And if you DO need some inspiration to contribute to this cause, you can visit Mama Cougar's daughter's website HERE - she is a cancer survivor - or THIS website one of our readers forwarded to us about one child's battle with leukemia or HERE for a guaranteed-to-make-you-cry-unless-you're-made-of-stone-or-Texas-Katherine's-old-boss story about a five-year-old girl who left notes for her family to find after she lost her battle with a rare brain cancer. Ok I am crying again. Sorry about that! Now click on the link below and make a difference! And again, a HUGE THANKS to everyone who had already donated. You are the best readers/commentors/online friends a Twitard like myself could ever ask for and I [heart] you all!
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P.S. If you haven't already listened to this over on ROBsessed earlier this week, here is a great interview Rob did while in France - he speaks French in the beginning! And then the interviewer gets all naughty and sexy and French-y and asks him about sex and vampy abstinence and he gets all flustered and you can practically feel his adorkableness radiating out of your computer even though it's just one pic and not an actual video. Trust me. Just listen. Have I ever steered you wrong before? Ok don't answer that...
Oh I love the new tour pics and Honolulu video is great. I'll wait to drool over the interview when my husband isn't around.
ReplyDeleteHobolicious Rob is beautiful...and Honolulu video i will be watching again when no-one is around...
ReplyDeleteI can't tell where Rob is until I see Kristen's outfit...she's the only one who seems to change.
Taylor changes clothes too, but it's always some vest/black shirt combo that all look the same to me! LOLOL!!!
I can only see Honolulu's vid right now. Niiiice. Very sexy, sultry and hawt! You're making me forget how damn cold it is out tonight. Being the California wimp that I am, most of you would probably just laugh if you knew the actual degrees. Regardless, "Im" friggin freezing and appreciated the warming up. :)
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I had a very racy dream about our guy last night...that has been on my mind all day...then this?!?!
ReplyDeleteI am one thought away from selling all my shit and becoming a professional stalker! I keep waiting for something about this guy to turn me off, because frankly, if he turns me on anymore I will rape some innocent man that has slightly rob-esce hair! BTW I did get my hands in that hair last night...THUD.
What...Honolulu...is someone talking to me? Hummina hummmina...
ReplyDeleteHe...God...really? Jesus H. Christ. How can one man put such a bounce in my step...such a shine in my glow...such a wetness in my panties?
ReplyDeleteNo. Words.
Haven't checked out the vids, but the French translator in the radio interview is pissing me off!
ReplyDeleteGood Lawd Honolulu Girl - that vid was hot. Yummo.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to lie but I haven't been bothered by hobolicious Rob on the red carpet. I'm fickle when it comes to Rob and his goodness - I can't get excited by grimy looking dudes unless there is a motorcycle involved. But I'll admit, touring hobo Rob has made me drool a few times.
Oh my word... the "Rob Pattinson Oozes Sex" video is just wooooooonderful. Oh oh oh. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
ReplyDeleteoh crap - i didn't realize this one had a translator!!! oh no - talking over rob?! NOOOO!!! i will fix it - it's not what I meant to post - sorry people!
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fixed it! no translator! that's what i get for just posting and assuming it was what i though it was - lol... i don't want anyone talking over The Precious either!
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@HG....very nice!
ReplyDeletethe interview.... oo la la
Le 69
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OH MY GOD *Kisses and More Kisses* Thank you STY and JJ for posting my video!! You like it! You really like it! Yeah!!
ReplyDeleteAs for the Cancer stories. *tears well up in my eyes* I donated twice, once for you guys and once with the other one (with the little girl that left notes) but if I can donate again this week, I will. When's the cut off date? Do we still have more time?
This makes Saturday night at the computer A Ok.! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteUhhhhhh....the few pics I managed to see before my laptop got all bitchy and wouldn't let me see any more were drool-worthy. And other-bodily-fluid-worthy ;) He's so freaking cute in in that interview! Gotta love the French and their one-track-minds.
ReplyDelete@STY: Is the free button offer open to Twitards who don't live in the US? Because it would look awesome on my guitar strap.
Yay you posted @Honolulu Girl's vid!!!! I love it so. She is the best....smooches HG!
ReplyDeleteAs for the "Le 69" (nice @mmMoxie heh!) interview. I listened to this with my headphones on--sooo good. Good gawd he sounds sexy speaking French--of course my mind immediately starts thinking of the BB from The Office. I love him getting all flustered too--oh too see the visual on that one. Those crazy sex-lovin' French--gotta love 'em.
I haven't read the cancer stories yet--mostly because of my most shiteous week I have had--but I still promise to donate--I am a sucker for a good cause and I just love the idea of The Fandom Gives Back....oh and STY and JJ getting that damn dinner. If you get that dinner can I be one of your lifelines? Please?
wowsers... talk about delicious. *thud*
ReplyDeletehis laugh melts my little heart! lol
He could read me the phonebook and it would sound hot.
ReplyDeleteIn my world nothin' beats hobopattz...ok well maybe tuxpattz.... 8)
oh that drought was some sad times......
VW "saings" I'ma just saings, he's doable.
Honestly, how can a man look so damn good??? I'm hypnotized by Rob jawporn... Loved the audio interview!
ReplyDeleteIf I could listen to Rob say "And I guess I'd probably want to sleep with them as well" (from the end of the French interview) over and over again, I'm not sure I'd ever sleep or get any work done again.
ReplyDeleteJust saying.
Not that him purring that little bit of French at the beginning is anything to sneeze at. So thanks for that, girls. ;)
Argh, it won't let me watch Honolulu Girl's vid, but I'll keep trying today. Everything else has set me up nicely for the day thanks, I put the headphones on for the interview to shut the kids out - niiiiice, nothing quite like having Rob speaking right into your ear *sigh*.
ReplyDeleteCan't look at the cancer stories at the moment I'm afraid, not in the right frame of mind (sorry if this comes across as selfish, my heart goes out to all of those affected), but have made my donation :o).
Wow! I gotta give props to both videos.
ReplyDelete@HG - yours TOTALLY oozed sex. Those were all my favorite shots, except the last one. Do you have any more videos oh - I don't know - lying around?
The first one was cool with the music. I also have my headphones on, but just cuz I always listen to music. The radio interview was SO f'n sweet. He's such a doll. I died when he said he didn't think he could ever hurt a girl. *THUD*
Hubby just bought me the NM movie companion and a cool mystery novel DS game. It reminded me of the Choose Your Own Adventure books I read as a kid. :P
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!!!
ReplyDeleteJury duty?
I'm chronically ill for three years and already served jury duty four years ago. HELL NO! I WON'T GO!
Just one more time... fuck.
OMG... I suddenly love the french even more. What other interviewer would flat out ask Rob if he wants a good shag? Merci!
ReplyDeleteOMFE. Did I just have sex? I have GD goosebumps and I just shaved- DAMMIT!
ReplyDeleteOh well, totally worth it! TG I waited until Mr. E left the house- he would not like these vids!
All I have to say is that we are all so royally fucked because that man is only going to get so much effing hotter as he gets older!
ReplyDeleteAARRRGGGHHHHH......now I'm all hot and bothered....I'm sure my hubby is going to be greatly appreciative of these videos later!
ooh only got to see first one, which is fuckin awesome, got caught drooling by my other half! Will have to watch later when he is out of the way!
ReplyDeleteEveryone must watch this glorious video before they see New Moon. Then everyone will be that much more anxious for Robs fuckhot presence. LOL!
ReplyDeleteHis royal hotness, is Robs new title. What say you loyal subjects of Twitardia?
I know I just commented, but I got a chance to watch the first video. My kid was up my butt. All I have to say is that Robert Pattinson has devistated me in the most delicious way. I am not lying when I say that I dont think a man on this earth could be any hotter then him. Not Brad fucking Pitt. Not David 'I sound like a woman' Beckham. Not even Johnny Depp...and thats saying somthing. Rob is it for me. I am officially devistated.
ReplyDeletenotes left behind..holy fucking christ im crying. what the crap! why did i click on that link!!!!??!?!?!?!?! i need some Rob pattison therapy.
ReplyDelete~Tory
*gasp* I know how to do this: inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale...
ReplyDeleteOK, so we have jawporn, hairporn, handsporn, mouthporn and now voiceporn???!!! I'm dying here. Help!
Honolulu Girl, your video is superb. I can't say I was thinking James Bond, because my mind drifted to The Office and the Beautiful Bastard, although I think your video could be the inspiration to a all new fanfic *hint to all the writers out there*
Verif Word: gineocu; don't know about you girls, but in portuguese, this sounds really dirty.
ooh only got to see first one, which is fuckin awesome, got caught drooling by my other half! Will have to watch later when he is out of the way!
ReplyDeleteUhhhhhh....the few pics I managed to see before my laptop got all bitchy and wouldn't let me see any more were drool-worthy. And other-bodily-fluid-worthy ;) He's so freaking cute in in that interview! Gotta love the French and their one-track-minds.
ReplyDelete@STY: Is the free button offer open to Twitards who don't live in the US? Because it would look awesome on my guitar strap.
Wow! I gotta give props to both videos.
ReplyDelete@HG - yours TOTALLY oozed sex. Those were all my favorite shots, except the last one. Do you have any more videos oh - I don't know - lying around?
The first one was cool with the music. I also have my headphones on, but just cuz I always listen to music. The radio interview was SO f'n sweet. He's such a doll. I died when he said he didn't think he could ever hurt a girl. *THUD*
Hubby just bought me the NM movie companion and a cool mystery novel DS game. It reminded me of the Choose Your Own Adventure books I read as a kid. :P
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!!!
ReplyDeleteJury duty?
I'm chronically ill for three years and already served jury duty four years ago. HELL NO! I WON'T GO!
Just one more time... fuck.
I had a very racy dream about our guy last night...that has been on my mind all day...then this?!?!
ReplyDeleteI am one thought away from selling all my shit and becoming a professional stalker! I keep waiting for something about this guy to turn me off, because frankly, if he turns me on anymore I will rape some innocent man that has slightly rob-esce hair! BTW I did get my hands in that hair last night...THUD.